Cut up some 1" or so squares of Pineapple (if you're allowed access to sharp objects) or buy some at the store.
Roll 'em till dry in some paper towels.
Inject them with Sailor Jerry and a little Triple Sec.
pour the rest of the ingredients in a zip lock and pop it in the freezer for an hour.
remove and serve.
YES, JUDGE. I KNOW THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE TO POST THIS.
I am munching some now, because it is healthy.
Pineapple Bombs
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Re: Pineapple Bombs
Yeah, up until earlier today these forums were completely unaware of that Sailor Jamie stuff or whatever it was you were teaching us about. Help us out some more: do you have any good cocktail ideas that involve mixing vodka and wine?
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The enema one comes to mind.Chimneyfish wrote:Yeah, up until earlier today these forums were completely unaware of that Sailor Jamie stuff or whatever it was you were teaching us about. Help us out some more: do you have any good cocktail ideas that involve mixing vodka and wine?
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Trying some Everclear with the same idea right now, fuck but Tuesday morning's gonna suck.
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Easy now, we have some sensitive people about.Smatter Noguts wrote: fuck but
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i like to pour much bourbon and rum over pineapple. we call it a side dish.
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I believe someone somewhere on this forum hinted at mixing vodka and wine. I'm not sure, because I got a heart attack precisely at that moment.
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Anyone ever had a beer in the shower?
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This one will get you SERIOUSLY smashed...
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Chimneyfish, your av fucked my head up. I thought it was a real gnat on my screen walking in identical concentric circles. I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue
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Re: Pineapple Bombs
What's that about? Last time I moved a thread was at the person's request. Did I ban him or something?? Could have happened, I'm not always at the top of my game at night. Crushing aluminum cans makes the attention wander. Could b ethe aluminum. I hear it contributes to Alzhiemer's. ISmatter Noguts wrote:Cut up some 1" or so squares of Pineapple (if you're allowed access to sharp objects) or buy some at the store.
Roll 'em till dry in some paper towels.
Inject them with Sailor Jerry and a little Triple Sec.
pour the rest of the ingredients in a zip lock and pop it in the freezer for an hour.
remove and serve.
YES, JUDGE. I KNOW THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE TO POST THIS.
I am munching some now, because it is healthy.
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I used to drink in the shower, but all the good crystal got smashed. I know better, now.
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Re: Pineapple Bombs
For the record, my other response this thread was to a post that has apparently been deleted. Some guy was implying that he introduced these forums to Sailor when he posted a picture of it a couple days ago.