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My beloved local brewery, Genesee makes a malt liquor now. Sure, they claim to be "Rock Wall Brewing" but I know a fuckin Genny when I see one. Anyways the shit is 10% ABV, comes in a 24 oz orange can and sets you back $1.39 each where I buy them. Its the only ML I will allow to touch my lips (and liver) now.

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After some rough Mickey's nights many years ago during a difficult stretch, i have abstained from the malt liquors. Dog bite is unlikely to end the drought, but it'd be my first pick were i determined to fist myself in the mouth with booze.
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Living over here in Belgium, malt liquor doesn't technically exist. However, there are beers such as Gordon's (12% abv) that have all the properties of a good ML.
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peetie44 wrote:Living over here in Belgium, malt liquor doesn't technically exist. However, there are beers such as Gordon's (12% abv) that have all the properties of a good ML.
Dear God does Belgium make some amazing beers! Delirium Tremens is like and angel pissing down my throat. And Rodenbach Grand Cru is my fav beer of all time (If you can recomend another Flemish Red you will be my eternal friend).

But when it comes to getting shiity? Malt liqour is never beaten.
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peetie44 wrote:Living over here in Belgium, malt liquor doesn't technically exist. However, there are beers such as Gordon's (12% abv) that have all the properties of a good ML.
I remember discovering Gordon's on holiday in Spain. My friends were amazed I found a beer that cost less than most of the normal ones, but was 12%abv. It also came in 500ml cans in a rather garish yellow tartan. Is this the same beer?
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i'm from the uk...is malt liquor basically another word for strong beer?? like an ale or or a lager or what? i always imagined it being like carlsberg special brew or skol super strength. that right?
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benitobeast69 wrote:i'm from the uk...is malt liquor basically another word for strong beer?? like an ale or or a lager or what? i always imagined it being like carlsberg special brew or skol super strength. that right?
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