I only drink Jagermeister for medicinal purposes

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I only drink Jagermeister for medicinal purposes

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Great fodder for the health aspects of herbal alcohol extracts.
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I only drink Jagermeister if it's free. I love the stuff but it's too expensive
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Jagermeister ain't nothing but an Unicum rip off; when it comes to alcoholic bitters, accept no substitute.
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Unicum tastes a little bit more like death, but just slightly.

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Bur wrote:Unicum tastes a little bit more like death, but just slightly.
And your point is...
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Palinka wrote:
Bur wrote:Unicum tastes a little bit more like death, but just slightly.
And your point is...
They both taste like shit.

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Bur wrote:They both taste like shit.
No, no, no, no. Unicum is excellent! And just the ticket if one is feeling somewhat "under the weather".

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I'd just drown. Or swim. Either way herbs are derps for me.

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Bur wrote:I'd just drown. Or swim. Either way herbs are derps for me.
Rather than drink? I find that hard to believe....
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Palinka wrote:
Bur wrote:I'd just drown. Or swim. Either way herbs are derps for me.
Rather than drink? I find that hard to believe....
At 3 am combination of coffee liquer, warm vodka, scotch, beer and gin swimming in my belly it seemed like reasonable choice.

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Bur wrote:At 3 am combination of coffee liquer, warm vodka, scotch, beer and gin swimming in my belly it seemed like reasonable choice.
Well, there's your mistake! Unicum is a breakfast drink.
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