One of the neighborhood brats had broken out one of my windows last fall and it was finally time to remove the cardboard and replace the glass. No such job can be attempted without a suitable libation to soothe the nerves and lubricate the tongue so the obscenities may roll off the tongue with a certain stuporous flair.
Upon opening the likker cabinet, a lone unwanted bottle of Bacardi COCOnut Rum stands vigil. WTF...... doesn't the house wench realize I have other needs beside the carnal ones to be slaked...... Desperate times require fortitude, so I dared a foray into unknown mixology.
2 oz Coconut Rum
1 oz Sour Mix
3oz Seven-up
Shaken with chipped ice and poured into a chilled glass
I had just re-watched Basic Instinct so the chipped ice thing does it for me right now. Anyhow......... the third one actually made it into the glass, the first two were mighty tasty straight from the shaker. The window will have to wait for another day, as there is more "research" to do on this coconut concoction.
Drinks involving coconut stuff
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Coconut Conundrum
Let's drink to the Fire....
Not the fire that burns down shanties...
but rather....
The fire that brings down panties!
Not the fire that burns down shanties...
but rather....
The fire that brings down panties!
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Why didn't you just drink it neat from the bottle? Would have saved an awful lot of palaver and got the real job done (i.e. getting loaded) much more effeciently and quickly.
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Hell, yes! In fact, if you are pouring, I'll join you.
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Thank you, most kind.
Cheers,
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Cheers,
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Speaking of Malibu...
I bought some, not realizing how weak the alchohol content was.
21 %.
Please.
Anyway, I found some Pepsi Summer Mix here in Portland, regular Pepsi with fruit flavors. Available for a limited time.
I put a goodly slug of Malibu in, and it's pretty damn good!
Kinda froofy, like a tropical resort drink that is weak on the alcohol and makes you buy more.
I dub this the Sandals Swivel!
21 %.
Please.
Anyway, I found some Pepsi Summer Mix here in Portland, regular Pepsi with fruit flavors. Available for a limited time.
I put a goodly slug of Malibu in, and it's pretty damn good!
Kinda froofy, like a tropical resort drink that is weak on the alcohol and makes you buy more.
I dub this the Sandals Swivel!
Mayhem is everywhere.
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Re: Coconut Conundrum
Okole maluna!
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Coconut flavors n' stuff
Okole maluna!