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[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yeah our pickle tree did quite well during the pickle season last year. Made lotsa gherkins. Played lots of "hide the pickle". It is Germany after all.

[oettinger]

don`t forget to pee on your pickled tree plenty germans!

[Thompson]

I just got me a Big Papa pickle at the Circle K.

[Thompson]

It was terrible.

[Savage]

I bottle 1.75 Makers Mark.
Three bottles cheap California bubbly
1/2 bottle red vermouth
I liter pineapple juice
a couple of those big bottles of perrier, or club soda
about a half cup maraschino syrup or some real grenadine, like fee brothers
1 T. orange bitters
1T. cherry bitters
A whole big pile of ice
about 2 cups of Makers Mark or maybe the whole .750 bottl. oh wait, we did that already. Okay, some rum.
Get on your knees, and say your prayers, and mix it all with some ice in a big bowl or a small swimming pool.
Drink. You might need straws. And someone who can remember the phone number to 911.

[Thompson]

Pancakes. How the fuck you make those? I know how to fry bacon . I am planning on frying four bacons then two eggs in the bacon grease ever so lightly then three pancakes . I feel like I’m starving to death (which is close to the truth), but I don’t know how to make pancakes.

[Nausea]

I forget how to make pancakes but I'm pretty sure it's a piece of cake.

[scream ale]

I forget how to make pancakes but I'm pretty sure it's a piece of cake.

2 cups all purpose flour
1-2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 cups milk
1 ripe banana, smashed

Combine dry ingredients, add smashed banana and milk. Adjust milk depending on how thick you like your batter.

[oettinger]

I forget how to make pancakes but I'm pretty sure it's a piece of cake.

2 cups all purpose flour
1-2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 cups milk
1 ripe banana, smashed

Combine dry ingredients, add smashed banana and milk. Adjust milk depending on how thick you like your batter.

...and then what?!?!

[scream ale]

Then you shout PANCAKE ARISE!

No. Then you spoon the batter, how much depends how large or small you like your pancakes, onto a hot n greasy griddle or skillet cook for a couple of minutes and flip. Then cook a few more minutes. Depending how dark and crispy you like em. Move finished cakes from hot skillet to plate. When the batter is gone its breakfast time. Batter also works great in enema form.

[Artful Drunktective]

I forget how to make pancakes but I'm pretty sure it's a piece of cake.

1 ripe banana, smashed

You add naners to yer pancakes? Huh. Might have to try that although oett would freak out.

One time a friend of mine made pancakes for breakfast after a night of partying. She fried them in butter, then spread a layer of peanut butter, lastly drizzled syrup on top. It was crazy good and I'm not even a pancake type of queen. I prefer waffles or French toast.

[scream ale]

layer of peanut butter,

I've done that when I've started making pancakes and completely forgot that I have no syrup. Good times.

[Savage]

I forget how to make pancakes but I'm pretty sure it's a piece of cake.

2 cups all purpose flour
1-2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 cups milk
1 ripe banana, smashed

Combine dry ingredients, add smashed banana and milk. Adjust milk depending on how thick you like your batter.

no egg?

[scream ale]

I forget how to make pancakes but I'm pretty sure it's a piece of cake.

2 cups all purpose flour
1-2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 cups milk
1 ripe banana, smashed

Combine dry ingredients, add smashed banana and milk. Adjust milk depending on how thick you like your batter.

no egg?

I have used egg in place of banana when I had no nanners. Not as good with the egg. Not bad either.