2009 NFL season

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
JohnnyTequila wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Football Season is Over

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.

You really love you some HST. No offense, but I don't get him. Nothing against him, and I love his Nixon eulogy, but I don't get why he's so great.
Yeah, you really have to be a drinker to get HST. A teetotaler, such as yourself, wouldn't understand.


ive drank more booze than you and your grandpappy combined.

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Malibu is not booze.
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The only one of his books I've read is Hey Rube, but I liked it.

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My boy Ryan Mathews is tearing it up at the combine. He had 19 reps on the bench and a 4.45 forty earlier today.

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Chimneyfish wrote:My boy Ryan Mathews is tearing it up at the combine. He had 19 reps on the bench and a 4.45 forty earlier today.
That's real good lifting for a RB.

I don't know if it's still the record (it was at one time), but the old Buffalo Bills NT, Fred Smerlas, when he was at the NFL combine back in 1979, benched 225lbs 47 times. That's insane.
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LeGarrette Blount showed up at 247 pounds and was only able to punch out 19 reps.

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The Cardinals have gotten awful in a hurry.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:The Cardinals have gotten awful in a hurry.
Kurt Warner was the glue that stirred the drink.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Mayhem wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:The Cardinals have gotten awful in a hurry.
Kurt Warner was the glue that stirred the drink.
Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit stirring glue.
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The 49ers picked up David Carr today, so that way we can have both of the biggest first draft pick duds of the decade. And the third string QB has a case of mental retardation- literally. Looks like Singletary is gonna ride out this whole "the quarterback isn't that important" theory.

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