2011 MLB Season

[TheBigCasino]

jaysus, chris.


so who's dick you gonna suck first?

Cliff Lee's. No contest.

As far as I'm concerned, he can lose 15 games a year for the next 5 years and still take the 6th year option.

Cliff Lee and his family chose the City of Philadelphia over New York at least in part because his wife couldn't stand to live there.

Sixth Borough my motherfucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if he lost 15 games, the city of Philadelphia would literally implode. It would get a small write up in the NY Times two, maybe three weeks later.

[coqui_chris]

jaysus, chris.


so who's dick you gonna suck first?

Cliff Lee's. No contest.

As far as I'm concerned, he can lose 15 games a year for the next 5 years and still take the 6th year option.

Cliff Lee and his family chose the City of Philadelphia over New York at least in part because his wife couldn't stand to live there.

Sixth Borough my motherfucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if he lost 15 games, the city of Philadelphia would literally implode. It would get a small write up in the NY Times two, maybe three weeks later.

We're already front page news, baby

[TheBigCasino]

I like Cliff Lee, for his sake, he better win. If he continues his World Series performances into next season, problems, and Phils fans will be the first to let him know about it.

[Chimneyfish]

http://www.tauntr.com/content/phillies- ... cence-tase

[TheBigCasino]

http://www.tauntr.com/content/phillies- ... cence-tase

Hahahaha!

and I will unceremoniously start the smack talk in this thread with this original insult.

BOSTON SUCKS.

[coqui_chris]

http://www.tauntr.com/content/phillies- ... cence-tase

Hahahaha! Awesome.

I was down the Bank the day after that incident, and there were already bootleg shirts saying, "Got Drunk. Got High. Got Tased."

[Chimneyfish]

[Mayhem]

Greinke went to the Brewers.

[TheBigCasino]

Greinke went to the Brewers.

I'm happy with that, I have a feeling his head wasn't ready to pitch for the Yanks.

[fiyah]

Greinke went to the Brewers.

I'm happy with that, I have a feeling his head wasn't ready to pitch for the Yanks.

Don't need another AJ..

[Chimneyfish]

Before anyone crowns anyone "Best Rotation in 2011" let's not forget the importance of the bullpen in an era when the average start is five innings.

Javier Lopez, middle reliever (lowest average in the league against lefties):

[TheBigCasino]

Man, after my disastrous predictions last season, I ain't even gonna talk about pitching. As far as the Yanks are concerned, We are fucked.

[fiyah]

Rockies are spending money like the yanks and bosox.. But really, the contract extension for CarGo, 7yrs/$80MIL= that's a damn bargain..

[quickdrunkard]

Why would Lee choose to come back to Philadelphia, the home of the worst fans in sports????????

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/5431 ... e-decision

This deal was worth it, just to hear Steven A Smith cry about how he was shocked, SHOCKED, that someone would turn down the New. York. Yankees.

That alone made it worth it.

Eh screw the Yankees, Derek Jeter is so confused he has to be reminded of what to do when he steps up to the plate. (To be fair Jeter seems like a nice guy, slightly out of touch. If you ever see him on TV he looks confused and lost)

Looking forward to Phillies season, ashame we lost Werth though.

[Chimneyfish]

Showtime finally caught on to the team with the most personality and interesting characters to make a reality show out of. Oh, and they also happen to be the World Champions.