2011 Kentucky Derby

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2011 Kentucky Derby

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Too early for a definitive list of the horses running, but Master of Hounds looks formidable, especially on an off track. Opinions?

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I gotta go with Stay Thirsty.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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When are the Mint Juleps gonna be served?
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7 May 2011.

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Uncle Mo.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Uncle Mo.
Yankee fan are we?

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Mayhem Anomaly wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Uncle Mo.
Yankee fan are we?
My dad's nickname is Mo.
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I believe that it is called The "YUM! brands presents the Kentucky Derby".

No, seriously.

Come and enjoy the Brown-Forman products, especially the Vodka.
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I saw an advert on the tv for the derby, and there was the Kentucky Derby in big print and a little Yum! next to it. I threw up.

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Anyone who works for Yum is a jerk!
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I can't wait to break out the Bacardi!
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The draw is tomorrow, 4 May 2011.

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I'll celebrate by going to work!
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FNZ wrote:I'll celebrate by going to work!
Keep Kentucky working!

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Shackleford? As in Rusty?

You don't know him but he knows where you live.

I gotta go for this one.

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