2012 NFL Season

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Anybody know anything about AJ Jenkins? I don't know if I am happy or not about our 1st round pick.
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Crystal wrote:Anybody know anything about AJ Jenkins? I don't know if I am happy or not about our 1st round pick.
I hear he'll fit right in in SF, if you know what I mean.
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He'll become another Hall of Famer?

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Chimneyfish wrote:He'll become another Hall of Famer?
ZING!
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Thank you Jets for ending my Thanksgiving on a glorious high note.

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I would like to thank the 49ers for their nerve-wrecking, but amazing, win against the New Orleans Saints. We may have just taken them out of the playoffs. We'll see the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
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I'll just say that while the Colts run may end either in Baltimore tomorrow or in Denver next week, we kicked some hella ass this season. Ahem. :)
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Mother Goose wrote:I'll just say that while the Colts run may end either in Baltimore tomorrow or in Denver next week, we kicked some hella ass this season. Ahem. :)
That would be something to see if/when Indy and Denver hook up...Luck vs Peyton.
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Well, I got my wish. I got the 1st round bye, and I got the Packers as our oponents. I am now a nervous-pervous because Justin Smith is still injured, and Aldon Smith is injured. Yikes.
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THE NINERS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"It was a good game; both teams came to play."

"They just wanted it more. "

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