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Best goals/saves... everything:
80s Video of Michael Jordan
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Vince Carter... nuff said
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Luc Nilis, Pete Sampras, Rivaldo. Tune down the volume! The music sux
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The goddamn refs played pretty well yesterday, they got two goals in on Finnish end and saved one on the opposing end.

Will list something meaningful here after chores are done for and rum has been acquired.

Edit: Pretty much the entire career of Anderson Silva in MMA until last few years (guy kept stomping competition for years in what is generally considered past "prime" in MMA).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is19pF2CF7s

As a solo display of skill in a heavily team focused game this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwShtLPqSzo
The stakes could have not been higher at the time.

Not really a formal sport but this guy:http://www.badassoftheweek.com/young.html

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That may have been one of the best goals I've ever witnessed.
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http://youtu.be/X5qCl_OcNJ0

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Gimme one-on-one, or one-against-the-clock/target, competitions and then you have my interest...
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Eric Cantona shows off the best kick in football (aka soccer).
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Palinka wrote:Eric Cantona shows off the best kick in football (aka soccer).
If we go that route I got the Malice at the palace for you. Now that`s called interacting with your fans! One of the greatest sports brawls ever. Make sure to watch the whole thing escalate. Definitely has a WWF feel to it.
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Hey there, sports' fans: check this out, Adam Samberg and Kit Harrington play the World's longest tennis match!
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That is, my drunk friends, the most badass soccer player ever. Gascoigne and George Best are also cool.

"While playing for England in a vital World Cup qualifier in Sweden in September 1989, Butcher suffered a deep cut to his forehead early in the game. Butcher had some impromptu stitches inserted by the physiotherapist and, swathed in bandages, continued playing.[16] His constant heading of the ball – unavoidable when playing in the centre of defence – disintegrated the bandages and reopened the cut to the extent that his white England shirt was red with blood by the end of the game"

Only Scotts are known for stuff like this nowadays.
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Dude, if you like fan participation, check out one of my favorites - 10 cent beer night, Cleveland Indians vs. Texas Rangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWVDyqTolI

What could possibly go wrong with ten cent beer at the ballgame?
And one of the players almost got hit in the head with an empty gallon jug of Thunderbird! I mean, who brings a gallon of bumwine to ten cent beer night!? I wanna party with that dude!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Dude, if you like fan participation, check out one of my favorites - 10 cent beer night, Cleveland Indians vs. Texas Rangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWVDyqTolI

What could possibly go wrong with ten cent beer at the ballgame?
And one of the players almost got hit in the head with an empty gallon jug of Thunderbird! I mean, who brings a gallon of bumwine to ten cent beer night!? I wanna party with that dude!
Wasn`t there an incident called disco-night containing alcohol?
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oettinger wrote: Wasn`t there an incident called disco-night containing alcohol?
Oh yea, Disco Demolition night in Chicago. They fucking destroyed the field. Ya gotta love sports fans.

Disco Demolition Night at Comiskey Park, Chicago, 1979
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I turned pro in one category but so far wasn`t paied for my otherwordly great performance:
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I train on a lightweight kevlar vodka bottle for the 2015 drunklympics. Participating in the discipline of "no class and no style", starting for the country of fuckno. I smoke on the field, not all athletes do, but that might gain me another couple of points.
Talking playground, a pub near you serves right, as should your desk. Food should be vomited out immediatly, sleep only counts after 10 punches to the gutter with no reaction - Then you`ll earn a free pass to postpone your performance for a night. The winner earns free shitty mondays for a year
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I don`t really know where to put this. Without knowledge about the NBA and the whole Deandre Jordan drama you should just ignore this post. But for the people in the know this little cartoon is tooooo freaking hilarious.
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