THE FIRST RECIPE

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THE FIRST RECIPE

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O.k kids
the first one is for a drunken sweet, it's a doddle, to start you all off easy :wink:
Take some sponge cake, put in a dish. Pour in some vodka and some brandy, the measures here are to your own taste :twisted:
Soak the sponge, as much booze as it will take.
pour some custard on top, totally cover it. Finish off with some brandy cream. Voila!!! you now have the booziest trifle you can have.
A piss up in a bowl :roll:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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What the hell is a doddle?
stop thinking start drinking
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and don't forget to drink what ever does not get soaked up!!!
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
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Sounds great!

"Your getting drunk again!"
"No I'm not, just eating desert!"
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Has anyone tried the beer stuck up a chicken's butt recipe? You grill it. I have never tried that, but people say its good.
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Post by bella »

is that a lemon inside the skin?

The thing looks like it wants to dance!
me loves the voddie
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It looks like its shitting a Budweiser
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Post by One for the Frog »

Ewwwwww.... lemonns....
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That's me after a big night.
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Now where the hell did I put that last can of beer?
And why the hell does my ass hurt so much?
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Post by Savage »

Lucky, I've seen that "chick" She was sitting on a barstool at our local dive, Chappies, hoping some guy would pay for her drink. All the guys around her gently wafted away to another dimension until she found her purse, hah!
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Savage Swiller wrote:Lucky, I've seen that "chick" She was sitting on a barstool at our local dive, Chappies, hoping some guy would pay for her drink. All the guys around her gently wafted away to another dimension until she found her purse, hah!
Hell, if I ever go to a bar and there is some girl with a can of bud shoved up her snatch, I'm definately buying her a drink.



Ok, I'll go sit in the corner again.
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Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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UnkleLemmy wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:Lucky, I've seen that "chick" She was sitting on a barstool at our local dive, Chappies, hoping some guy would pay for her drink. All the guys around her gently wafted away to another dimension until she found her purse, hah!
Hell, if I ever go to a bar and there is some girl with a can of bud shoved up her snatch, I'm definately buying here a drink.



Ok, I'll go sit in the croner again.
Lemmy's got a time out!!!
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What a gentleman! He'd buy a drink for a woman who had it falling out of her!

Wow. I'd just stare and say "Cool!" a lot until she slapped me or something good came on the TV.
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