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greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:32 pm

Ok. Let's have it. I'll start with tonight's current concoction.

- Split 1 English muffin (you may substitute any bread product available)
- Add any available cheese on top of said bread product
- Add 1 fried egg to each piece of bread product
- Add leftover sausage gravy on top of said mess
- Heat until mess is to a desirable and edible temperature

Bush league you may be saying. I can understand your doubt. This, my fine drunkards, is where the magic happens. Drizzle honey over the entire mess. Not too much, just to taste. If you regret this dish, you have my sincerest condolences.

7/26/07

I'm bumping this and re-posting as a sticky so this can be the main thread for posting food-related stuff in. Whether it's a legit recipe or drunken garbage plates, post it here.

Last night's mash-up was as follows.

1. Take one slice bread, put it in a bowl.
2. Put cheese of your choice on bread. I used a mix of butter cheese and salami cheddar.
3. Top with franks and beans.
4. Nuke it.
5. Top with sour cream and green onions.

Play Half-Life 2 while eating.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:33 pm

shit on a shingle?

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:37 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:shit on a shingle?

I banish you to the 7th circle of Hell, where only Zima is available. If you look up one level, you'll see handles of Everclear laughing at you.

Post by **Badfellow** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:12 pm

Made my sweetie hardshell tacos tonight.

*Ortega Yellow Corn Hard Taco Shells
*85% fat ground beef
-(seasoned w/ kosher salt, cumin, garlic, black pepper, Turkish oregano, ancho pepper, Cholula Hot Sauce)
*Fresh, chopped cilantro
*Fresh, chopped roma tomato
*Fresh, chopped white onion
*Grated 17 month aged Wisconsin Cheddar cheese
* Old Home sour cream

Serve yourself from the platter.

w/ La Preferida Homestyle Beans

Served with Old Speckled Hen Ale and optional closing shot of chilled Moskovskaya Vodka w/ dash of Peychaud's Bitters.

and now she's too full/asleep to have sex.

Hangover Heartattack · Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:17 am

some form of cooked beef with any kind of melted cheese on top along with any form of potato served with a Genesee Cream Ale
oh wait, thats a sure fire recipe for an incredibly nasty ass explosion in the morning.

danger awesome · Post by **danger awesome** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:21 pm

Goose, where the hell is the MEAT on that?!

MeanOldLady · Post by **MeanOldLady** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:40 pm

NO. HARD SHELL. TACOS! a taco is a little corn tortilla with meat in it, and possibly cilantro. chopped up meat, not ground beef. you americans anger me. roooooar.

i seriously want some tacos now. i'll be back.

Screwball · Post by **Screwball** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:21 pm

MeanOldLady wrote:NO. HARD SHELL. TACOS! a taco is a little corn tortilla with meat in it, and possibly cilantro.

100% correct!

P.S. I love your AV. I met her years ago while working at the Capital. She was great. Very funny person.

Mother Goose · Post by **Mother Goose** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:30 pm

dan_uk wrote:Goose, where the hell is the MEAT on that?!

SAUSAGE gravy. My homemade sausage gravy is the fucking bomb. Of course, I prefer mine over plain ol' biscuits, I don't get all weird & creative with it like Goose.

If/when we ever make it to an Invasion, I'll be sure to make it for the clan. It's the world's best hangover food.

stinie · Post by **stinie** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:09 pm

The drinking man's diet affords me much better justice. I eat a lot of steak and other kinds of meat. And I drink a lot. I just stay away from breads and grains and such. The bonus is that I can still eat pasta thanks to Dreamfields. My life rules. I've lost 15 pounds!

Hangover Heartattack · Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:39 pm

...interesting...

ivan · Post by **ivan** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:20 am

Can't thijnk about food right now... ate like a fat kid last night.

Still full. Football good.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:27 am

1. Wake up

2. Put cubes of beef, 1 can of tomato sauce, potatoes, carrots, onion, garlic, anything else you have laying around in a big pot.

3. Cover and cook on low heat.

4. Drink fifth

5. Spoon enormous quantities of stew into gullet.

6. Sleep

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:21 am

I just grabbed a bag of tortilla chips for lunch cause I didn't want to keep my bourbon waiting.

fooligan · Post by **fooligan** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:43 pm

Can of corned beef
couple of potatoes
garlic
two eggs
salt and pepper
butter

Cube the taters and dump them in a skillet with the butter and garlic. Cook them until they're starting to get soft. Dump the corned beef out of the can, mush and break it into small chunks, add that to the taters and let it all fry together. When the taters are damn well done, crack two eggs over the top, next to each other. Don't stir them in or anything, just cover the whole mess and drink a quick beer. Uncap it, turn off the heat, and there you go, perfect corned beef hash. I like ketchup on mine.

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