Cooking at night.

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Cooking at night.

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I love it, and I think we all did at one point.
Time of the night when all weird recepies get invented. Here's one that works for two people:
Use your left over ground beef in a hot pan, throw a had chopped up onio in the ban once the beef started sweating, raise the temp and laugh (burn, burn!). Don't forget to boil spaghetti in the salty water on the side, you idiot!
When the meat is ready, pour on it a mix of egg yoke and cognac (bourbon will do and you just mix them with a fork, it's easy). Put the spaghetti in a bowl, place the meat and stuff out of the span on top of it and add a spoonful of crême fraiche on top.
I swear it's good.
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I only eat when I'm hungover and nevrous and scared. The rest of the time I drink.
Outstanding.
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We are having tacos made with everything from our garden except the beef and tortillas.

The house smells Awesome!

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Screwball wrote:We are having tacos made with everything from our garden except the beef and tortillas.

The house smells Awesome!
My dad's recipe for a properly grilled steak: light a good barbecue on charcoal and small wood. Wait till the breezes is ready and radiating and good, show the cow the red breezes, eat the cow.
Voila!
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I made pea soup last night, with the williams sonoma soup gadget thingy. Well, I only know this because the bowl fell on my foot this morning, when I opened the refrigerator.
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My "cooking at night" consists of warming up some canned ravioli, passing out, waking up and having to clean up hardened tomato sauce out of the mircrowave.

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DeeboCools wrote:I only eat when I'm hungover and nevrous and scared. The rest of the time I drink.
Outstanding.
This is a great post, haha!

I don't make anything fancy when I'm hungry and drunk at night. I usually make a tuna sandwich with a side of pickles and onions together with some black tea, delicious! But people with heartburn should avoid doing this.

Btw, Boozificator's thing sounds delicious but I would never have the patience for that.

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JimLahey wrote:
DeeboCools wrote:I only eat when I'm hungover and nevrous and scared. The rest of the time I drink.
Outstanding.
This is a great post, haha!

I don't make anything fancy when I'm hungry and drunk at night. I usually make a tuna sandwich with a side of pickles and onions together with some black tea, delicious! But people with heartburn should avoid doing this.

Btw, Boozificator's thing sounds delicious but I would never have the patience for that.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE GODDAMNED PICKLES?
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I LIKE THEM DAMMIT!!

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JimLahey wrote:I LIKE THEM DAMMIT!!
NO! NO! NO GODDAMN PICKLES. AS A FORMER BOBETTE, I FORBID YOU!
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i got fired from a pickle plant for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer....











...they fired her, too.
Stupid should hurt.

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Wingman wrote:i got fired from a pickle plant for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer....











...they fired her, too.
YEAH, I heard that joke about forty or fifty years ago.
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Savage wrote:
Wingman wrote:i got fired from a pickle plant for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer....











...they fired her, too.
YEAH, I heard that joke about forty or fifty years ago.
i know; it never gets old!
Stupid should hurt.

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That joke is so old that people under 30 think it's new.

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Dr. Doom is right, cooking while drunk is one of life's great pleasures.

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