"What are you eating - Thread"
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"
flavor blasted Xtra cheddar gold fish baked snake crackers
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When you are drunk enough food sometimes falls out of your mouth. I`m just gald no one is around to see that. Did bite my lips three times already at breakfeast and it`s just noon...
What did drunken brain think when it said scramble eggs and beans tonite????
What did drunken brain think when it said scramble eggs and beans tonite????
Drink!
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Waking up and seeing there is a half uneaten pizza rotting on my desk. The roaches left it there for me, that`s teamwork!
Drink!
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Donald J. Drunk
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fuck if i´m not seriously hungary again. we´ll have to see if my lazyness or my hunger is gonna win...
... on a sidenote, luckily my bathroom is now in SUCH state of disrepair and filth that i really REALLY can´t put off cleaning it any longer, so i got that going for me...
yay!
... on a sidenote, luckily my bathroom is now in SUCH state of disrepair and filth that i really REALLY can´t put off cleaning it any longer, so i got that going for me...
yay!
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Donald J. Drunk
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didn´t we already discuss german eating habits?
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Might I suggest the cleansing power of fire?Constantin wrote:....my bathroom is now in SUCH state of disrepair and filth that i really REALLY can´t put off cleaning it any longer...
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Sound advice, and if at first you don't succeed...Palinka wrote:Might I suggest the cleansing power of fire?Constantin wrote:....my bathroom is now in SUCH state of disrepair and filth that i really REALLY can´t put off cleaning it any longer...
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"
I'm eating humble pie after that stunning Dodgers loss yesterday.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"
Has anybody said "pussy" yet?
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Ate some beers. Eating some Karelian hot pot while lacking a proper ass word.
Edit: stuff.
Edit: stuff.
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Screwball wrote:Has anybody said "pussy" yet?
I was gonna but my mouth was full.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Donald J. Drunk
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Gonna make salsiccia meatballs with a sort of bean-sotto tonight.
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booznik
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What a catty remark.Screwball wrote:Has anybody said "pussy" yet?
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Mr. Viking
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I have the feline that somebody must haveScrewball wrote:Has anybody said "pussy" yet?
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