Cooking souzed

[oettinger]

Bozznik, it is. The drunker you are the better. What about an early night-through-morning rum and coke to go with it?

Mr. Viking, that Foreman thing is international? Always though it was only invented to rip germans off on home shopping.

[Mr. Viking]

that Foreman thing is international? Always though it was only invented to rip germans off on home shopping.

George Foreman sold the rights to the brand for $128m. I near shat myself laughin when I read that. Seems like a good kitchen gadget and the company just needed the name to back it. Must have fueled a good few "catering" expenses

[Mr. Viking]

this guy knows what he's on about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijrIbvru2s
he's also clearly at the "I'm so fucking drunk clothes are irrelevant" stage

[oettinger]

this guy knows what he's on about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijrIbvru2s
he's also clearly at the "I'm so fucking drunk clothes are irrelevant" stage

I fry them, much too complicated on my terms. Missing mustard in the eggnog

[oettinger]

Damn this needs a follow up "how to eat it while even more souzed"
Half these things decorating my face were supposed to be inside me...
So much for self made kebab!






Oh and please: no disgusting porn jokes now, alright? thanks

[oldsmartskunk]

I got drunk. Like Nicolas Cage drunk. Got really hungry. For some reason i decided that canned good are the best option. So i grabbed i can of pork, a can of beans a threw it all on frying pan. To complete my masterpiece i cracked a few eggs on a whole mess. The result as one should expect was horrifying. I ate it all up, but then the morning comes... I could taste all this mess in my mouth for days. Needless to say i was puking the whole day. That will teach me... No it won't. I will eat any crap while drunk :D Alcohol - the mother of all regrets. Or was it father? Well let's go with feminine approach.

[booznik]

...So i grabbed i can of pork, a can of beans a threw it all on frying pan. To complete my masterpiece i cracked a few eggs on a whole mess. The result as one should expect was horrifying...

Pork, beans, and eggs. These are highly compatible ingredients for a drunken fry-up. It shouldn't have ended up horrifying at all. What went wrong? Perhaps you burned it? Or the "pork" was actually something else. Such as pet food.

[oettinger]

...So i grabbed i can of pork, a can of beans a threw it all on frying pan. To complete my masterpiece i cracked a few eggs on a whole mess. The result as one should expect was horrifying...

Pork, beans, and eggs. These are highly compatible ingredients for a drunken fry-up. It shouldn't have ended up horrifying at all. What went wrong? Perhaps you burned it? Or the "pork" was actually something else. Such as pet food.

My thoughts exatly. For what it`s worth, you might open the cans before cooking them

[Mr. Viking]

I was involved in the cooking of a spambox once. it was a block of spam with chambers cut out of it, with an egg broken into one and beans into the other, then sealed up and baked. It was unpleasant

[booznik]

I was involved in the cooking of a spambox once. it was a block of spam with chambers cut out of it, with an egg broken into one and beans into the other, then sealed up and baked. It was unpleasant

Spam, egg, and baked beans? Bloody Vikings!



Apart from the Hawaiians, who have a cultural license to do so, Spam is not for cooking with*.

*This rule seems to go out the window after a certain amount of Ethyl consumption.

[oettinger]

*This rule seems to go out the window after a certain amount of Ethyl consumption.

What rule?


Oh the drunk rule.

Skipped cookiing souzed today, instead ordered souzed. Place is right next to my door, still took me 35 minutes to go and grab it...
Here be drunk asshole and order around the globe hehe http://www.pizzeria-akropolis.de/start/. They are assholes, belvieve me.

[booznik]

...http://www.pizzeria-akropolis.de/start/. They are assholes, belvieve me.

Well, they have nudeln, at least. In English, this sounds more scandalous than it actually is.

[oettinger]

Pizza means "overly drunk dickface" in greek.
So would you like to order an o. d .dickface with extra cheese "you stupid gay homosexual"* (*that was greek for good morning mother and father)

Please take this lightly, I know you do.
Curse words are fun, now return the favor

[booznik]

Curse words are fun, now return the favor

You can't say πίτσα on television.

[oettinger]

But I can bold it πίτσα