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This just makes me appreciate the humble pepperoni pizza or even the plain cheese just a little more.

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3 AM and blasted I would crush both of those. undrunk I may try a slice out of morbid curiosity.
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Re: PIZZA!!!! - Which pizza?

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Re-posting the photo for reference since we're on a new page.

I would have gone for the Hong Kong and the second choice of Sausage and Pepperoni toppings with all the fked up fruit on it, had it not had that disgusting stuffed salmon crust. So I would have to join AoM and go for the frankfurter pizza.

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Fri Nov 12, 2021 5:56 am
Okay drunkards...you're really drunk and hungry and you can only (or HAVE to in my case) PICK ONE of these Pizza Hut pizzas. Which disgusting concoction will it be? Hong Kong or Indonesia?

BBQ Frankfurter Pizza from Indonesia
The BBQ Frankfurter Pizza features hot dogs nestled within a pizza pie, which is then topped with a variety of sauces like mustard and ketchup.


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Flying Fish Roe Salmon Cream Cheese Pizza from Hong Kong
A crust filled with salmon-flavored cream cheese and fish eggs, and was available with two topping combinations:

The Crayfish Seafood Deluxe included crayfish, scallops, shrimp, clams, cherry tomatoes, peppers, red onions, and Thousand Island dressing.

The Sausage, Pepperoni and Pomelo (a citrus type fruit) is topped with sausage, pepperoni, cherry tomatoes, peaches, mushrooms, peppers, berry sauce, and pomelo, with the same salmon, fish eggs, & cheese stuffed crust.


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I can sea Ben stumbling out the waves as
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sea monstrosity
Patchez wrote:
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3 AM and blasted crushed morbid monstreous seawater curiosity.
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Pepperoni with more pepperoni and more pepperoni. I don’t want to see the cheese, just the pepperonis. If you’re spicy Italian sausage we’ll let you in the door too.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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…The Crayfish Seafood Deluxe included crayfish, scallops, shrimp, clams, cherry tomatoes, peppers, red onions, and Thousand Island dressing…


This actually sounds kind of good. The Thousand Island dressing is a little strange, but I’d at least try it. Maybe a light garlic alfredo or a zesty Napoli would be more appropriate to the seafood.
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Re: Pizza!!!! - Yay or nay?

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KFC's "Chizza" from some Kentucky Fried Chicken establishments around the globe.

It's fried chicken fillets as the crust and can be topped with two-tone cheese, pepperoni, red and green peppers and pizza sauce. But if you're feeling the tropical vibe, you can also get it with pineapples, mozz cheese, pizza sauce, chicken ham, and jalapeno cheese sauce. (pictured)

Big ol' yay or nay? I'm gonna have to say that despite my affection for all of those things...a big fat NAY.


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Sounds super enticing, leave the pizza sauce off and JAY
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Ewww

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I'd smash it.
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i'd eat it...especially drunk.

It's not the idea of a pizza topped chicken that puts me off a bit it's the shittyness of the toppings "two-tone cheese" bleurghhh. I can smell the fake cheesness from here. hah

that said I'd prefer some nice blue Stilton crumbled on and a good drizzle of hot sauce.
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If you happen to find yourself in Piteå, northern Sweden, check out Nya Gul & Blå pizzeria's Vulcan Pizza. The £9.30 monster pizza is shaped like a star and topped with steak, bacon, pepperoni, chips/fries, cucumber, tomato, red onion, lettuce, cheese, among many other toppings for customization options.

YAY OR NAY?? -Yay, but only if I was hammered.


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That is NOT pizza. More like a stuffed pastry with some fries and some vaguely looking gyro stuff in the middle. I’ll bet they use gouda. Yikes.
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Looks like a deep sea creature fused with fast food. This would make a better low budget science fiction movie than a meal.

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That looks like something a 2-year-old would assemble if you told them they could make whatever they wanted.
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