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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:39 am
I'm gonna spare the photos this time because i think we can all imagine what we're in for, but if you had to pick ONE, which one is it?!

7 strange pizza toppings from around the world
Surströmming, Sweden. ...
Bikini wax, Brazil. ...
Sawdust, Russia. ....
Stink Flipper, Finland. ...
Whatever the Yautja drags in, Costa Rica. ...
Dingus, UK. ...
Paul Hogan, Australia. ...[/b]
Dear Would You Rather Pizza Lady,

Why can’t you just make us pick a regular pizza like normal folks?

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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jan 24, 2023 6:05 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:39 am
I'm gonna spare the photos this time because i think we can all imagine what we're in for, but if you had to pick ONE, which one is it?!

7 strange pizza toppings from around the world
Surströmming, Sweden. ...
Bikini wax, Brazil. ...
Sawdust, Russia. ....
Stink Flipper, Finland. ...
Whatever the Yautja drags in, Costa Rica. ...
Dingus, UK. ...
Paul Hogan, Australia. ...[/b]
Dear Would You Rather Pizza Lady,

Why can’t you just make us pick a regular pizza like normal folks?

Sincerely,
Paulie "the Pepperoni King" Badfellow
Whutchu talking about "regular" Willis? I had no trouble deciding on the Costa Rican "Yaujta Catch of the Day pizza." It's a pretty regular choice for me. I've also had the bikini wax a few times.
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Mhmmh the double wax with xtra cheese. Looks clean but smells dirty
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Re: PIZZA!-Yay or Nay?

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Calling out all Brits, drunkards, and particularly British drunkards. Do y'all really eat this?

Yay or Nay on the baked beanz pizza, drunkards?!

I"d try it but pretty sure it's a NAY for me. But I'll take it over tuna fish pizza any drunken day of the week.


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That’s not pizza. It’s a gastrointestinal disaster. You know, for Brits who are in the competitive farting event.
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I often look for ways to add beans to everything. Mostly as a way to offset the cost of meat. But this is just silly.

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We got something called "american style" pizza here. It`s thick crust almost like a cake. One comes with kidney beens and peperoni called Texas. It`s actually pretty good.

So yay to this
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Welp drunkards, Easter has officially passed and now you can get all the candy and chocolates for discounted prices. How 'bout whipping up a Cadbury Creme Egg pizza like they offer at a restaurant in London? Yeah or neah?

Heck yeah! Why not?!


"The pizza is called the Fior-egg-tina, and it’s available to order from Crust Bros., a pizza restaurant in London. As the name suggests, it’s intended to be a sweet twist on the classic Fiorentina pizza, which is traditionally topped with a combination of tomato, mozzarella, spinach, and egg. Instead of tomato sauce, the Fior-egg-tina is smothered in macerated strawberries, mascarpone, mint, and, of course, Creme Eggs. Customers can even sprinkle crunchy Mini Eggs onto the pizza instead of parmesan".

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oettinger wrote:Too sweet.
Sorry, had to get the obvious out of the way.

Yeah, I’d go for the dessert pizza formula. Maybe with a Biscoff crust and some 70-85% cacao, salted caramel, whipped vanilla cream. And walnuts. Because if we don’t have some walnuts, we’ll all go nuts.
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toyotabot wrote:I like pizza.
Me too toyotabot. Meee too.
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^^^ nay, oh wrong thread
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NAY. Wouldn't matter how drunk and hungry I am. NOPE.

Tuna and pear pizza with onions and anchovies
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Gotta love those German pies

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Gonna nope the fuck outta that one.
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scream ale wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2023 11:48 am
Gotta love those German pies
Unfortunately for us, 'murrica has to take the blame for this one. It's a vintage recipe, before people realized these are food crimes.
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