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What Foodstuff Do You Find Most Fulfilling When Soused?

1) Burger of some description - Please Specify)?
1
4%
2) Pizza (Please Specify Which Type)?
5
22%
3) Buritto?
3
13%
4) Donner Kebab?
3
13%
5) Chinese Dish (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
6) Japanese Dish (Please Specify)?
1
4%
7) Chips (Brit.) AKA Fries or Chips (US) AKA Crisps(UK) & Dips?
1
4%
8) Curry (Please Specify)?
0
No votes
9) Whatever is in thr back of the refrigerator/cupboard and/or I can get my Significant Other to make for me (please give an example)?
4
17%
10) Other (Please Specify)?
5
22%
 
Total votes: 23
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Post by Quentin Robert DeNameland »

Last night I had two Boca burgers topped with self-made fiery Russian dressing and onions. I also drank 3/4 of a bottle of Old GrandDad, passed out, and pissed the sofa. One cool consequence, though, is that I evidently toppled my bong from the coffee table in my unconscious state, and it fell to the floor. As a result, it now leans slightly, like, you know, the tower of Pisa. I've always been very fond of christening my paraphernalia, but haven't found the right epithet or appellation for this piece. My first bowl was Herodotus, and my first bong was Frau Doktor Evers, named for the singularly hot language professor I once had while in Kiel. Now that my present bong has a new salient characteristic, I feel more inspired. Any suggestions, though, I'll take them under advisement.

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Bananachrips.
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French bread and spinach dip.
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Post by Mrs Glenfiddich »

Subway, a six-inch Roasted Chicken sub with no cheese, but loads of jalapeno's. Yum! I'm eating healthy now to bribe my body so I can drink multitudes of booze tonight.
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Post by The General »

pistachios and a few pork chops (12 oz pork chops hehehehe)
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Samoas

Post by Mrs. Scotsman »

I fucking love these things!!! God bless girl scout cookies! I bet they taste real good with a thick mudslide! mmmmm.....

Sorry for threading about something that may seem stupid. I feel that Samoas deserve to be recongnized for being soooo gooood!
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Post by The Scotsman »

When the hell did you last have a Samoa? Are you hiding cookies from me? More importantly, are you spending our wedding money on those fucking expensive girl scout cookies?! Just you wait woman....
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I'd punch a girl scout for a box of those right now...
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Troy Polamalu approves of these cookies.
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Post by Crystal »

Fucking A right. I was assuming it had to do with Samoans. I was wrong again. WTF is a samoa? are those the circled cookies with caramel, chocolate and cocoanut? if so, those are delicious.
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Post by Mother Goose »

Does that mean that the Girl Scout cookies are now available? I ordered a couple boxes of Thin Mints from a chick at work (her kid was selling 'em) but I didn't know when I'd actually get 'em. I like them out of the freezer.

Samoas are good too.
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Post by steved2112 »

Mother Goose wrote:Does that mean that the Girl Scout cookies are now available? I ordered a couple boxes of Thin Mints from a chick at work (her kid was selling 'em) but I didn't know when I'd actually get 'em. I like them out of the freezer.

Samoas are good too.
Girlie says thin mints are the best. I think Samoas rule but I'll eat the thin mints with great success.

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Post by Gin McGuinness »

Thin Mints - frozen & vanilla bean ice cream... and a pint of Guinness - DEVINE!
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Post by The Scotsman »

This thread is really getting off of the main topic which is that this woman is spending all of my money on non-alchoholic products!





Just for good measure though, here is a cookie-related cat picture;
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