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Re: Bow Down To...

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It aint the bacon/fat that is gonna kill you its the bread!
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ScurvyDog wrote:It aint the bacon/fat that is gonna kill you its the bread!
Just like it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.
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WHOA!!?!

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...we're talking bacon turtles here!

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Re: WHOA!!?!

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Heathcliff Huxtable would approve

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Re: WHOA!!?!

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Wow, I want to make love to it.

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Re: WHOA!!?!

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That is amazing.

What the hell is on the inside- please tell me that is all bacon.
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Re: WHOA!!?!

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That'll give you the Gout.
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Re: WHOA!!?!

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That tasty sexy turtle is worth the gout, god DAMN!

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oh my god
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Re: WHOA!!?!

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frankennietzsche wrote:That'll give you the Gout.
No way man, turtles have gout inhibitive qualities. I would eat two of those.
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Those look good. This looks better. In kind of a sickening way...

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Bacon swizzle stick recipe!

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One of my favorite drink blogs, Serious Eats' Drinks, now has a recipe for bacon swizzle sticks. Knowing the popularity of bacon here, I know it's gotta be worth a look.

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Re: Bacon swizzle stick recipe!

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I finally get a laptop, and now I'm fucking up URLs on posts. Terrific (note high level of sarcasm).
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Re: Bacon swizzle stick recipe!

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i just fry it nice and crispy, so it can stand up on its own in the glass.
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Bacon/Donut

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So this morning, I stop by Shipley's Donuts (the best donut shops in the South I'm told-Ruiner has hoisted a few with the owner)http://www.shipleydonuts.ws/ and bought two dozen assorted for my staff for Friday morning. I told the lady behind the counter to just pick whatever.

I take the pastries to my shop, have a quick staff meeting and everyone's drinking coffee and having a sugary confection when someone points out to me that one of the glazed donuts is crusted with real bacon pieces!

God love the South...bacon ON the donuts. And it wasn't even on the menu.
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