Official Bacon Thread
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Re: Bow Down To...
It aint the bacon/fat that is gonna kill you its the bread!
The perfect combination of redneck and beach bum.
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Re: Bow Down To...
Just like it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.ScurvyDog wrote:It aint the bacon/fat that is gonna kill you its the bread!
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WHOA!!?!
...we're talking bacon turtles here!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: WHOA!!?!
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Re: WHOA!!?!
Wow, I want to make love to it.
Re: WHOA!!?!
That is amazing.
What the hell is on the inside- please tell me that is all bacon.
What the hell is on the inside- please tell me that is all bacon.
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GFYCMD- Go Fuck Yourself, Captain Mike Davis.
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Re: WHOA!!?!
That'll give you the Gout.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: WHOA!!?!
That tasty sexy turtle is worth the gout, god DAMN!
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Re: WHOA!!?!
oh my god
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Re: WHOA!!?!
No way man, turtles have gout inhibitive qualities. I would eat two of those.frankennietzsche wrote:That'll give you the Gout.
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Re: WHOA!!?!
Those look good. This looks better. In kind of a sickening way...
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/art ... _Meat_Ship
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/art ... _Meat_Ship
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Bacon swizzle stick recipe!
One of my favorite drink blogs, Serious Eats' Drinks, now has a recipe for bacon swizzle sticks. Knowing the popularity of bacon here, I know it's gotta be worth a look.
drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/06/how-to-m ... t_readmore
drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/06/how-to-m ... t_readmore
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Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
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Re: Bacon swizzle stick recipe!
I finally get a laptop, and now I'm fucking up URLs on posts. Terrific (note high level of sarcasm).
May you all be hung, drawn, and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with precious metals and jewels
DRAWN - in a coach and four
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
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Re: Bacon swizzle stick recipe!
i just fry it nice and crispy, so it can stand up on its own in the glass.
Stupid should hurt.
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Bacon/Donut
So this morning, I stop by Shipley's Donuts (the best donut shops in the South I'm told-Ruiner has hoisted a few with the owner)http://www.shipleydonuts.ws/ and bought two dozen assorted for my staff for Friday morning. I told the lady behind the counter to just pick whatever.
I take the pastries to my shop, have a quick staff meeting and everyone's drinking coffee and having a sugary confection when someone points out to me that one of the glazed donuts is crusted with real bacon pieces!
God love the South...bacon ON the donuts. And it wasn't even on the menu.
I take the pastries to my shop, have a quick staff meeting and everyone's drinking coffee and having a sugary confection when someone points out to me that one of the glazed donuts is crusted with real bacon pieces!
God love the South...bacon ON the donuts. And it wasn't even on the menu.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.