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Re: Sandwiches!

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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:53 am
Can we have some order in this thread please? Moderators! He's talking about pitas! A pita is not a sandwich. Its as much of a sandwich as a burrito is. John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich and the inventor of the sandwich is rolling in his grave right now. You guys make me fucking sick!

The good Earl specifically said two slices of bread. Not one flat bread cut into a pocket, or one flat bread rolled. He said two slices of bread.

Do you the think good Earl when he was gambling away would have eating that delicious sounding concotion beno has described? No, good people of this board, he would not. That spiked raita would have got all over his cravat, if he was wearing a particularly long powdered wig it would have been completely littered with some tandoori chicken falling out and into it.

The sandwich is supposed to be clean and practical. There are only two exceptions to this rule; coronation chicken and the tripple decker club sandwich. Also sandwiches are better when cut corner to corner.
I'd like to think the Earl was a practical man, a man who above all else wanted an informal and easy to eat meal without a place setting, a full staff and all the fripperies inherent with the other meals for a man of his position. The current, 11th Earl of Sandwich has hedged on the definition of "sandwich", but does seem to eschew anything larger than that three-story club.

I'd also like to think that the 4th Earl would smash a goddam wrap, pita, burrito, schwarma or hotdog with the same zeal as roast beef on a heel of bread. That 11th Earl even owns a chain of sandwich shops and serves burritos (deep fried), rolls, subs and (embarrassingly) "pizza bread".

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Re: Sandwiches!

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Absinthe Of Malice wrote:
Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:34 am
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:53 am
Can we have some order in this thread please? Moderators! He's talking about pitas! A pita is not a sandwich. Its as much of a sandwich as a burrito is. John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich and the inventor of the sandwich is rolling in his grave right now. You guys make me fucking sick!

The good Earl specifically said two slices of bread. Not one flat bread cut into a pocket, or one flat bread rolled. He said two slices of bread.

Do you the think good Earl when he was gambling away would have eating that delicious sounding concotion beno has described? No, good people of this board, he would not. That spiked raita would have got all over his cravat, if he was wearing a particularly long powdered wig it would have been completely littered with some tandoori chicken falling out and into it.

The sandwich is supposed to be clean and practical. There are only two exceptions to this rule; coronation chicken and the tripple decker club sandwich. Also sandwiches are better when cut corner to corner.
I'd like to think the Earl was a practical man, a man who above all else wanted an informal and easy to eat meal without a place setting, a full staff and all the fripperies inherent with the other meals for a man of his position. The current, 11th Earl of Sandwich has hedged on the definition of "sandwich", but does seem to eschew anything larger than that three-story club.

I'd also like to think that the 4th Earl would smash a goddam wrap, pita, burrito, schwarma or hotdog with the same zeal as roast beef on a heel of bread. That 11th Earl even owns a chain of sandwich shops and serves burritos (deep fried), rolls, subs and (embarrassingly) "pizza bread".

If it's good enough for the goddam Earl of Sandwich, it's good enough for me!
I'm saddened to hear of this chain. Lord Sandwich sounds like a money grabbing slut. Deep fried burritos and pizza bread. Outrageous
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Re: Sandwiches!

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There`s an old farytale from the brother`s Grind, Earl has to sleep on a tripple layer pea sandwich
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The ONE item? PICKLES. NAY. I'll eat 'em on the side.

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Hold the mayo far far away from that burger.

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I kind of also recently decided that mushrooms are a no-go on my burger. Yeah there was a time where I legitimately enjoyed a mushroom n' Swiss from Culver's. But I've moved on, and despite treasured memories, I've reached the point where I will never want that again.
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Re: Sandwiches! - Yay or nay?

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Fluffernutter: Peanut butter and Marshmallow Fluff on white bread. Yay or nay?

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^^^ I've eaten that as a kid. It's gross stuff. Big nay right here.

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AAAAhhhh crap!

The old question,

die in the gas chamber or taste a Fluffernutter...

How sweet is it again?
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oettinger wrote:
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How sweet is it again?
It's disgusting. Trust me. It scarred me for life.

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Hmm toothpaste and dogshit, what could go wrong
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scream ale wrote:
Sat Feb 05, 2022 3:42 pm
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Sat Feb 05, 2022 2:46 pm
How sweet is it again?
It's disgusting. Trust me. It scarred me for life.
It sounds absolutely horrifying. Couldn't jelly or honey have been substituted in place of the fluffer part or did your parents really not like you all that much? Were you also one of those kids that ate mayonnaise sandwiches?
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Bacon encrusted turkey breast, Emmental cheese, butter and mustard on a crispy French dinner roll. That’s a real sandwich, not this fluffynuts crap.
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Fluffernutters and Burgers

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Fluffernutters, yes the fuck please.

Fluffernutellas, holy SHIT yes the fuck please.

One thing I don't want on my burger? I'm over the old blue cheese burger craze. Mushrooms end up too slippery on a good burger, so that's my "no fuckin way runner up".
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