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Re: Fluffernutters and Burgers

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Thu Feb 10, 2022 8:32 am
Fluffernutters, yes the fuck please.

Fluffernutellas, holy SHIT yes the fuck please.
I'd actually prefer a Nutellanutter.
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Fluffernutters -- haven't thought about those in a long time. My father used to make them for us as kids.

I would never make one, nor would I ever refuse one.

And Nutella just ain't for me.
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Re: Sandwiches! - Yay or nay?

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:51 am
Fluffernutter: Peanut butter and Marshmallow Fluff on white bread. Yay or nay?

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Re: Sandwiches! - Yay or nay?

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Recently saw a clip on Good Mythical Morning of "Will it Chicken Sandwich?". Basically a whole bunch of crazy chicken sandwich concoctions. (I'll say it again - I wish I had their job!)

Couldn't resist sharing the "Smucker's Uncluckable" - basically a fried chicken breast with PB & J sauces and pickles, with Smucker's Uncrustables*** for the bun. Sounds absolutely disgusting but I would still give it a "Hell YAY!".

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***For those of you (oettinger) that don't know, Uncrustables are store-bought frozen crustless PB & J sandwiches, made for stoners or spoiled American kids who don't like crust on their PB & J's. I've never had one. Can anyone clarify if they are even good?

So are the parents lazy for not cutting the crust off their child's PB & J? Or are they lazy for purchasing pre-made, processed, crustless sandwiches for their bratty children? Either way, they damn lazy. Make that brat tear the crust off like everyone else had to since the PB & J's invention in 1901.


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I've seen those before but never bought them. Even I can handle making pb&j. I don't see the point of them either.

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I don`t think crustless sandwiches grow in nature here. Americans and their weird genetically engineered dishes... almost as bad as english food
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oettinger wrote:
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I don`t think crustless sandwiches grow in nature here. Americans and their weird genetically engineered dishes... almost as bad as english food
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Re: Sandwiches! - Yay or nay?

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Baked beans sandwich? Yay or Nay?

Nope. I like those ingredients but not together. I'd rather have the previously posted PB & J chicken sandwich actually.


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In my younger years as a poor drunkard, I would take 2 cans of beans and a loaf of white bread to work for lunch for the week (total price - $1.66). Take a slice of bread in your hand, add a heaping spoonful of beans, then squeeze it in your fist until the bread was sealed all around the beans. Microwave for 12 seconds. I called them Hand Bean Pies. They weren't really good, but it was protein. Looking back, the best thing about them was the consistent farts.
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Re: Sandwiches!

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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In my younger years as a poor drunkard, I would take 2 cans of beans and a loaf of white bread to work for lunch for the week (total price - $1.66). Take a slice of bread in your hand, add a heaping spoonful of beans, then squeeze it in your fist until the bread was sealed all around the beans. Microwave for 12 seconds. I called them Hand Bean Pies. They weren't really good, but it was protein. Looking back, the best thing about them was the consistent farts.
Yummy! Did your co-workers beg you to make one for them too?
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AD, that sandwich sounds really good now.
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Long ago, my grandfather taught me a trick: leftover sage stuffing makes a kick ass addition to a turkey or roast chicken sandwich. I drizzle a little oil and spicy Italian dressing over it. Add some sharp cheddar and a bit of pickled onion. Then it’s sammich time.

There’s also always a load of those leftover dinner rolls. Slider central.
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Re: Sandwiches!

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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Nov 25, 2022 4:00 pm
Long ago, my grandfather taught me a trick: leftover sage stuffing makes a kick ass addition to a turkey or roast chicken sandwich. I drizzle a little oil and spicy Italian dressing over it. Add some sharp cheddar and a bit of pickled onion. Then it’s sammich time.

There’s also always a load of those leftover dinner rolls. Slider central.
An another one that proved convenient time and again: leftover Béchamelle and thin slices of jalapeno or habanero give any sandwich, including grilled cheese, a je ne sais quoi.
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