Stupid list, where`s the hooch option?!
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Random food stuffs
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Since there is no Special Dark option.
Since there is no Special Dark option.
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I shall not conform to your designated choices of random food stuffs. I want them all.
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Nah. First row ABC are all fucked for a few reasons, healthyish (sunshits), greasy tastless shite (laid original), finally worst barbeque flavoring on any snack in the history of snacks (laid shitty BBQ).
Next row 6 is right off the list. Water? You do know fish fuck in that stuff right?
Last row F can get F'ed. Why torture your tongue like that?
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Agreed. May as well have had Circus Peanuts as a choice. Bleechhh.
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Fish n' chips growing up. Hungry Man fried chix as an adult, oh yeah.
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The chicken down to the left. A lot of meat and no disgusting side dishes.
The hungry german looks good also, I`m not even joking
The hungry german looks good also, I`m not even joking
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The Kitchen Treat some how manages to be the grossest.
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What about Encor Salsbury steaks?
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The veal parm looks like the dinner to the left but with more ketchup.
What no Freezer Queen? I ate wayyy too much of that shit in my younger days.
What no Freezer Queen? I ate wayyy too much of that shit in my younger days.
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Hey, I don`t know how you lost your sense of smell, but don`t blame it on ol scream-granny-ale`s cooking and her microwawed airplane selection of three hot and cold courses of menu to choose from. Pleasescream ale wrote: ↑Fri Aug 14, 2020 2:56 pm
What no Freezer Queen? I ate wayyy too much of that shit in my younger days.
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My brother's fave was always the Salisbury steaks. Truthfully... I would tear that up right now. Mmm.
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So me n' my bestie Malibu would meander in to this tiny grocery store during our break from work to purchase our booze 'cause (aforementioned stories) we tried to do this at off time when people we knew weren't shopping because we liked to keep our drunkardism on the down low. If we had Nausea's liquor store it wouldn't have been a problem...buuuut we didn't.
Anyway sometimes this tiny mom n' pop store had Hungry Man fried chix dinners (which unfortunately this is not my first time on the board writing about this). I grabbed a Hungry Man fried chix and at the check-out the old Filipino cashier who loved us but and yet- also eyeballed us dubiously because she knew we were hard core drunkards. She would literally get out the handle of Wolfschmidt vodka when she saw me enter the store. I don't know if I should feel like a rock star or be embarrassed?
Any dang way me 'n Malibu were at the check out counter and we laughed at the Hungry Man 'cause we thought, if it was "Hungry Woman" ... fuck the corn, mashed potates, and other side shit items we just want the fucking thing entirely chicken. The Filipina cashier laughed so hard at us. We are still to this day unclear about which part of this experience she laughed about.
Just envision chick versions of Beavis & Butthead when you read this because that is pretty much spot on.
Anyway sometimes this tiny mom n' pop store had Hungry Man fried chix dinners (which unfortunately this is not my first time on the board writing about this). I grabbed a Hungry Man fried chix and at the check-out the old Filipino cashier who loved us but and yet- also eyeballed us dubiously because she knew we were hard core drunkards. She would literally get out the handle of Wolfschmidt vodka when she saw me enter the store. I don't know if I should feel like a rock star or be embarrassed?
Any dang way me 'n Malibu were at the check out counter and we laughed at the Hungry Man 'cause we thought, if it was "Hungry Woman" ... fuck the corn, mashed potates, and other side shit items we just want the fucking thing entirely chicken. The Filipina cashier laughed so hard at us. We are still to this day unclear about which part of this experience she laughed about.
Just envision chick versions of Beavis & Butthead when you read this because that is pretty much spot on.
Okole maluna!