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One for the frog wrote:The worst drink I have ever been drunk on was the first time I was drunk. It was called "rum", but it hardly ever seen any natural component. I'm pretty sure it was made of tar, but I don't remember exactly those old days back in the commies' time when no real stuff was near any store.

Ouzo won second price on my 20th. Half digested spaghetti on my pillow in the morning, that was horrid. It was actually staring at me.

Evil half digested pasta.
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"Simian-keeping uniped"

Again laughed out loud, at work. Getting a bad review this quarter I think.
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It's half-digested. Do you still need it?

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Redbull & vodka, nothing can be more evil.
Not even mötley crue.

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zin wrote:Redbull & vodka, nothing can be more evil.
Not even mötley crue.
Damn, and I love that drink, even mix in a bit of cranberry juice to make it healty sometimes.
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One for the frog wrote: Ouzo won second price on my 20th.
Pernod and Hefeweißen were my two drinks of choice at the tender age of 13. :wink:

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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
One for the frog wrote: Ouzo won second price on my 20th.
Pernod and Hefeweißen were my two drinks of choice at the tender age of 13. :wink:
Please tell me you didn't have them together. Cause that sounds vile.
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zombiewoff wrote:
zin wrote:Redbull & vodka, nothing can be more evil.
Not even mötley crue.
Damn that does sound evil. Kinda like taking speed with xanax.

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Red bul and vodka is good, until you had about 20, got the spins, have puked 4 times, fallen down and injured yourself 9 times and still CAN'T pass out.
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fdoosey wrote:Please tell me you didn't have them together. Cause that sounds vile.
Concurrently. Not mixed up together.

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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:Red bul and vodka is good, until you had about 20, got the spins, have puked 4 times, fallen down and injured yourself 9 times and still CAN'T pass out.
Well I accually passed out. Which isn't that strange since i had drunk roughly one litre of vodka in those bastards that night.
Also, my friend got kicked in the face when he pushed away some idiot that started kicking me while i was down (or so they say, I wouldn't know)

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Now i like Tequila, i really do but Spanish Tequila has to be about the vilest drink ever. they give it to you in a brandy glass of all things. The only redeeming feature is that it is about 50% and gats you drunk in double quick time.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Ewww tequila.
It's true what that signature someone here has.
It's anti gravity-booze. Vile drink!
Except when in the adios motherfucker-shot ofcourse, then it's excellent.

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zin wrote:Ewww tequila.
It's true what that signature someone here has.
It's anti gravity-booze. Vile drink!
Except when in the adios motherfucker-shot ofcourse, then it's excellent.
If you say you dont like Tequila, you haven't tried a good one. Go for something like Jose Cuervo gold. Absolutely superb.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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TARTANSPECIAL wrote: If you say you dont like Tequila, you haven't tried a good one. Go for something like Jose Cuervo gold. Absolutely superb.
Well what can I say, you're on!
Ofcourse, tequila sunrise is always a good way to start the night.

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