the "Mind Eraser"

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the "Mind Eraser"

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Ok, so what assclown thinks that mixing vodka, kahlua ( kahfuckinglua for pete's sake ) and soda, and then name's the damn drink a "Mind Eraser".

what kind of twqo bit lighweight are you?

and for those of you that are going to inevitably come on herte and say - "hey, don't judge the drink, it's all booze"

BULLSHIT

kahl;ua and fucking vodka? and then soda on top of that??? is this a joke? is this april gfool's day? you have GOT toi be kidding me.
i ran into this laughable drink this very evening.

Me: what's that?
hottie: it's a mind eraser
Me: what's that? it doesn't look like Whiskey...
hottie: It's vodka, kahlua and soda, it get's the job done!\
Me:what?
hottie: it get's the job donbe, trust me
Me:No, it doean't, I'm drinking WTR101, THIS, is a mind eraser
hottie: whatever asshole, drink youir whiskey, whatever, you are always right
me:that;'s Mr. Asshole to you,. and yes, i';m always right.

we all know my stance on vodka but excuse me, if your fucking drink has kahlua IN IT, BY LAW, it cannot be called a min eraser. You might as well put on clown make up and ride a rubber pony because thaty shit is a fucking joke of the highest order.
BMMS is wrong.

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Post by ***** »

Amen. That stuff need a shot of Frangelico instead of Kahlua, a shot of Bourbon to give it some balls, and some cream to become a Monkey Knife Fight. This will not only erase your mind, but your bank account as well.

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Man, sometimes I catch myself craving a White Russian. I can make em at home, so I can stay in the closet. Milk must drink from....
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Rubber pony. Heh. When my chums bought me a WT101 last week during my first night on booze after a month, my mind got fuzzy after that. I love Bourbon. It's no lie.
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instead of getting into a vodka rant, i will instead state that this thread is extremely funny, and the only way this "mind eraser" business could get any lamer, is if the kinds of, err, drinkers who ingested this, um, cocktail i suppose, would add some sort of energy drink to it. you know, for people who can't stay awake after 5 rounds and think red bull -and not being an actual grown up- is the answer to that dilemma.
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Post by Lowe »

I read through Bartending for Dummies a while back because I hate myself. A good 2/3 of the recipes don't involve any straight spirits at all. They also suggest that no drink contain more than 2 oz of liquor, and provide the recipe for a miniaturized Zombie.

This is why the best cocktails are had at home, and by cocktails, I mean waking up next to an empty forty of Bacardi.

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Let me just say that I drink Bourbon 10 out of 10 times I drink. But the mind eraser was a gift given to me, by an old Exec chef of mine. After recieveing a lukewarm greeting to our cliquish little restaurant, he decided to take matters into his own hands. (bless him) He invited us all out that night, and bought us round after round of mind erasers. to this day, I have no recollection of that night after 12 or so. (I was quaffing bourbon and soda like a fiend in the meantime..) Its a name well deserved.
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I need my mind erased from time to time.
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Lowe wrote:I read through Bartending for Dummies a while back because I hate myself. A good 2/3 of the recipes don't involve any straight spirits at all. They also suggest that no drink contain more than 2 oz of liquor, and provide the recipe for a miniaturized Zombie.

This is why the best cocktails are had at home, and by cocktails, I mean waking up next to an empty forty of Bacardi.
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Whenever someone orders a mind eraser from me, I give them a brutal hammer. When they tell me I poured the wrong drink, I tell them it's a Michigan thing.
On more than one occassion this conversation has led to a handful of boob."
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Tipsy McStagger wrote:Whenever someone orders a mind eraser from me, I give them a brutal hammer. When they tell me I poured the wrong drink, I tell them it's a Michigan thing.
holy shit, welcome back
BMMS is wrong.

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TheBigCasino wrote:and for those of you that are going to inevitably come on herte and say - "hey, don't judge the drink, it's all booze"

BULLSHIT
When did they develop a booze called soda?
No such thing.

Bullshit indeed, sir.
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