Who wrote the Book of Hammer?

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Who wrote the Book of Hammer?

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It's my opinion that enough matter exists upon the subject of the Brutal Hammer to compile a complete and comprehensive work. Given it's brief history thusfar, the drink has lead a richly soused life, and has spawned countless (and growing) variations of the simple 50/50 formula.

Chapter 1: Murky Origins of a Blessedly Unholy Marriage.

Chapter 2: True Adventures Under the Hammer.

Chapter 3: Hammerisms and Related Philosophy.

Chapter 4: The Brutal Hammer Picture Book.

Chapter 5: Recipe Evolution (50 Ways to Leave Remember)

Chapter 6: Ice or No Ice: Tis the Question.

Chapter 7: Afterward w/ Advanced Blackout Strategy Guide by Oggar.


Any thoughts here? Fellow Hammerists? Or do I blather bravely onward into the null & void?
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Post by rune »

You forgot the Ark of the Hammer.

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An article I found...

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http://www.thesecondglass.com/issue02/brutalhammer.html

But don't you pour the wine first, and then the vodka?
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Post by hoverdog »

We sit together,
the Hammer and I,
until only the Hammer remains
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.

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