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I just got given a bottle of SoCo. I'm not a huge fan of it, but hell, it's booze (technically speaking). This having been said, I'm keeping it as a backup. Does anyone have any good cocktail recipes for it? I'm primarily a whisky/beer drinker, so nothing too fruity. Thanks.
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Best thing you could do is to give it to someone else.

SoCo is bad for you. It makes yer nutsack shrink, yer hair fall out, and you will develop a taste for goat pussy.

Ask BMMS, he'll tell ya.

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Sonic Screwball wrote:Best thing you could do is to give it to someone else.

SoCo is bad for you. It makes yer nutsack shrink, yer hair fall out, and you will develop a taste for goat pussy.

Ask BMMS, he'll tell ya.
I tried to have a little bit of it with Coke last week, and could only manage one of those before going back to my trusted friend Bourbon.

It very well could become the drunkard equivalent of a fruitcake.
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billbrasky wrote:
Sonic Screwball wrote:Best thing you could do is to give it to someone else.

SoCo is bad for you. It makes yer nutsack shrink, yer hair fall out, and you will develop a taste for goat pussy.

Ask BMMS, he'll tell ya.
I tried to have a little bit of it with Coke last week, and could only manage one of those before going back to my trusted friend Bourbon.

It very well could become the drunkard equivalent of a fruitcake.
The only time I've enjoyed SoCo is shots of SoCo and lime juice.
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Mix a shot of Vodka, Sloe Gin, SoCo, and OJ together in a highball filled with ice. 50/50 cheap-ass Brandy and SoCo ain't that bad either. Have a good one Bill. Cheers.
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Used to drink that shit (the 100 proof) straight from the bottle. Oh, to be young again.

Anyway, I can only do it 2 ways these days (and even then, not too often). Soco and water on the rocks or Alabama Slammer (I make mine with Soco, amaretto, OJ and Sprite, but there are a ton of recipes.
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Just chiming in to second BMMS's decision. SoCo and lime is the only way I'll drink it, and I still don't particularly enjoy it.
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Take three large ice cubes and put them in a shaker.

Let the ice cubes melt until there is exactly one-half ounce of water at the bottom of the shaker.

Add a dash of lime juice and two dashes of bitters.

Add four shots of SoCo.

Shake for about 30 seconds.

Let the shaker sit, closed.

Put one sugar cube in the bottom of a cocktail glass.

Strain the contents of the shaker over the sugar cube.


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Barca wrote:Take three large ice cubes and put them in a shaker.

Let the ice cubes melt until there is exactly one-half ounce of water at the bottom of the shaker.

Add a dash of lime juice and two dashes of bitters.

Add four shots of SoCo.

Shake for about 30 seconds.

Let the shaker sit, closed.

Put one sugar cube in the bottom of a cocktail glass.

Strain the contents of the shaker over the sugar cube.


Throw the whole thing out the window and Drink a Bourbon!!!

HAHAHAAH! You had me going.
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Hey, like I said, it was free. I'll keep it for any guests who aren't in the know. Plus, it is probably a better alternative than cough syrup, vanilla extract, etc.
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Sonic Screwball wrote:Best thing you could do is to give it to someone else.

SoCo is bad for you. It makes yer nutsack shrink, yer hair fall out, and you will develop a taste for goat pussy.

Ask BMMS, he'll tell ya.
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peetie44 wrote:
Sonic Screwball wrote:Best thing you could do is to give it to someone else.

SoCo is bad for you. It makes yer nutsack shrink, yer hair fall out, and you will develop a taste for goat pussy.

Ask BMMS, he'll tell ya.
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billbrasky wrote:
Sonic Screwball wrote:Best thing you could do is to give it to someone else.

SoCo is bad for you. It makes yer nutsack shrink, yer hair fall out, and you will develop a taste for goat pussy.

Ask BMMS, he'll tell ya.
I tried to have a little bit of it with Coke last week, and could only manage one of those before going back to my trusted friend Bourbon.

It very well could become the drunkard equivalent of a fruitcake.
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I drank too much SoCo straight up back in my younger days, and now I can't drink it without puking instantaneously. In fact, I can't even SMELL the shit without gagging a bit.
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