I have the following ingredients:
Case of beer
red and white wines
ballantines
riga balzam
martini
ice
olives
cheese
frozen bits of pig
I can't find a drinkable combination of them that I haven't tried. Could you help me out with an idea?
Oh, and I have bleach and stuff like that, plenty.
And some pear-lime schweppes the Doctor bought, but helpfully left in my fridge. (ew)
please help
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Re: please help
a. defrost the pig and throw the olives in the vermouth (martini?).
1. drink the case of beer.
2. drink the red wine.
b. heat the pig with heat.
3. drink the white wine and eat the pig.
4. mix the ballantines with the ice, and consume.
5. eat the olives.
6.dump the riga balzam on your head. catch what you can in your mouth.
q. let us know how that goes.
7. eat the cheese.
1. drink the case of beer.
2. drink the red wine.
b. heat the pig with heat.
3. drink the white wine and eat the pig.
4. mix the ballantines with the ice, and consume.
5. eat the olives.
6.dump the riga balzam on your head. catch what you can in your mouth.
q. let us know how that goes.
7. eat the cheese.
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Re: please help
I will say, tread carefully with the frozen pig. It can either make or break a cocktail.
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Re: please help
defrosting whole hog pig parts right now. can i marinade in orange juice?
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Is your hog on drugs?
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Just drink it all
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They are all gone.
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Do you happen to have a blender...a really LARGE blender?
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Re: please help
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