I wouldn't want to order a sloe comfortable screw in public.
3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka
But maybe I should try one. It sounds like it packs a good punch.
Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public
Yikes! That's a one way ticket to shitsville.John Barleycorn wrote:I wouldn't want to order a sloe comfortable screw in public.
3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka
But maybe I should try one. It sounds like it packs a good punch.
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No kidding. Pink panty peeler ahoy!JimLahey wrote:Yikes! That's a one way ticket to shitsville.John Barleycorn wrote:I wouldn't want to order a sloe comfortable screw in public.
3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka
But maybe I should try one. It sounds like it packs a good punch.
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Not sure if you are serious or not, but I'm not the one defining it.peetie44 wrote:So good of you to clearly and precisely establish what "open-minded when it comes to drinking means" to the rest of us.
Open-minded: having a mind receptive to new ideas
Discriminating: differentiating; analytical
Those are straight from the dictionary. I was open-minded to Bud Light in the past so I tried it. I didn't and don't like it. So now I discriminate and don't order it.
Bourbon is my blood.
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you people should be ashamed of yourselves for not ordering me more drinks in public!
Stupid should hurt.
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you people should be ashamed of yourselves for not ordering me more drinks in pubic!
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yeah, what he said!
Stupid should hurt.
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Pubic drinks are the best.Wingman wrote:yeah, what he said!
What I believe should be avoided is re-inventing the wheel. There shouldn't be people trying to re-invent a drink like the stinger with mint flavored vodka when the stinger already exists.
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Big love for Janice.Smatter Noguts wrote:I was in the Viceroy about a week after I took R.A. and his girlfriend there and a couple walks in and she orders an Appletini.
Janice the bartendress gives here a look and says, deadpan, "Seriously?"
And that gal at the Juke that didn't take no shit from anyone. She ran that place with a firm iron fist.
You wan't to get your drink on? Smuggler's Cove whiskey coming at you faster than you can down 'em at a comfortable price.
You wan't to get lippy and talk smack? She handed it back quicker than most and moved on to the the folks that were there on a mission from God to punish their livers.
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I believe there is a time, a place, and a way to get any drink that exists. An Appletini is bad. Mostly because it is an abomination of a martini. But would a Berentzen Apfelkorn be so offensive? I believe it would not.Smatter Noguts wrote:I was in the Viceroy about a week after I took R.A. and his girlfriend there and a couple walks in and she orders an Appletini.
Janice the bartendress gives here a look and says, deadpan, "Seriously?"
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public
Appletinis are allowed when watching scrubs marathons....that is all
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public
I'm ashamed to order the "Louie"...
It is, in no particular order:
1 oz of pussy.
1 oz of passing out before the tab comes around.
1 oz of slap-fighting like a school-girl who got fucked for the first time.
1 oz of beard-groping.
1 oz of are you still reading this?
1 oz of get a lap dance and pointing to your white friend as your payee/holder of your wallet.
1 oz of naked bicycle riding.
1 oz of doing headstands when your feet are incapable of supporting you.
It is, in no particular order:
1 oz of pussy.
1 oz of passing out before the tab comes around.
1 oz of slap-fighting like a school-girl who got fucked for the first time.
1 oz of beard-groping.
1 oz of are you still reading this?
1 oz of get a lap dance and pointing to your white friend as your payee/holder of your wallet.
1 oz of naked bicycle riding.
1 oz of doing headstands when your feet are incapable of supporting you.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public
1 oz of pussy.
Seems a bit low to me. Never order less than 5 oz of pussy.
Seems a bit low to me. Never order less than 5 oz of pussy.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public
Brass Monkeys might not look like the manliest drinks, but they'll fuck you up.