Gentlemans Jack Assistance

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Gentlemans Jack Assistance

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Finally off for the weekend and what better way to spend the day than with some Gentlemans Jack. However, I do not want to mess up the top portion ...any ideas ?
Because I can.

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You know how I can tell your new?
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Nope.
Because I can.

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Wouldn't mind if you helped me out though.
Because I can.

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http://www.petitiononline.com/JD002/petition.html

But anyway, welcome. New guy buys. I'll take an Evan Williams.
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Welcome, now throw that shit in the street and fetch us a bourbon.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThurstonDrunk wrote:Welcome, now throw that shit in the street and fetch us a bourbon.
Show the new guy how, Mr. Backus.

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Here ya go, New Guy. BTW I'll take what he's Drinking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2fS2905F-k&NR=1



Classic.

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Drink! Drink!
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Screwball wrote:Here ya go, New Guy. BTW I'll take what he's Drinking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2fS2905F-k&NR=1



Classic.
Actually, I think this short vid explains everything quite nicely:

http://youtu.be/D4BctxX0TIM
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What you'll need for that "Gentleman" (no such thing from Tennessee) Jack is a two litre of BigK cola, some crushed ice and a styrofoam cup. Then you're set to while away the night watching Canadian Football League in the candlelight.
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Re: Gentlemans Jack Assistance

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Staynless wrote:However, I do not want to mess up the top portion ...any ideas ?
HUH?????

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Re: Gentlemans Jack Assistance

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Is the boycott even worth it, these days?

I mean, TJD is shit... it wasn't good when they were 86 proof, and certainly not now. I wouldn't drink it either way.

However, a dozen or so diehards clinging to a boycott on moral objection? The boycott got us a lot of publicity, and a lot of new members, but where are they now? It's dead. Dead, dead, dead. Looking back, we should have taken it further. The JD ban, and I stress this as someone who would never drink it because it tastes like shit anyways, should be over.

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throw me some bourbon, new guy!

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Re: Gentlemans Jack Assistance

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Rooster wrote:Is the boycott even worth it, these days?

I mean, TJD is shit... it wasn't good when they were 86 proof, and certainly not now. I wouldn't drink it either way.

However, a dozen or so diehards clinging to a boycott on moral objection? The boycott got us a lot of publicity, and a lot of new members, but where are they now? It's dead. Dead, dead, dead. Looking back, we should have taken it further. The JD ban, and I stress this as someone who would never drink it because it tastes like shit anyways, should be over.
I guess it's the principle. I've purchased TJD since learning of the ban, when on airplanes or pop-up bar situations where the selection is slim. I mean, what am I gonna do? NOT drink whiskey? Not on your life.

But I still don't buy it or other Brown-Forman stuff in the stores. Am I going to change anything? Unlikely, but my integrity remains (somewhat) un-tarnished.
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