drinks you'd make with a new juicer
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
I'd probably make apple juice. That is of course assuming life hasn't given me lemons
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
YesAloysius82 wrote:If you have a quality, industrial-grade juicer, toss in as many citrus fruits as you can (oranges, peaches, kiwis, pineapples, starfruits) shake the carafe down, add an equal part white rum, a handful of crushed ice, and serve.
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funny, i was just going to mention how you had tgh sorry, the, best name on the bored
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
when life gives you lemons, throw them back at life's head while screaming, "i don't want your fucking lemons!"Mr. Viking wrote:I'd probably make apple juice. That is of course assuming life hasn't given me lemons
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
man I would kill for one of those blentech blenders
I mean I don't even have anything to belnd but fuck i want one!
I mean I don't even have anything to belnd but fuck i want one!
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
How about a fresh bloody Mary
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
A Cool glass of turnip juice.
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Red beets and vodka.
Nah, just fucking with ya. That would taste like shit.
Nah, just fucking with ya. That would taste like shit.
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
what is the stuff yoyu make bourbon out of? i'D put some of that in there and let it rip. then i'[d go on a juice fast. like those health food people, ya know?
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