drinks you'd make with a new juicer

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Whisky + beer...repeat until shitphased
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peetie44 wrote:Whisky + beer...repeat until shitphased
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Ice, fruit, and vodka for refreshing drinks on a hot day. Don't forget a tiny umbrella!

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frog and kute kittie frappes
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College-coed puree and absinthe
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Anything with fresh juiced pineapple. Nowt like it.

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Judge wrote:frog and kute kittie frappes
Sounds reasonably evil, I might try this.
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Sailor Jerry + anything.

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smush some pineapple and some berries. mix with champers. down, rinse, repeat.;add chocolate or donuts as necessary,.

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bourbon and the juice of the day. we got good pineapples at Henry's.
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we bought our friends a new juicer down in florida because we had an unending supply of really, really, really good grapefruit down there. we'd juice them by the quart and mix with vodka. sometimes, simple is best.
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treetop wrote:we bought our friends a new juicer down in florida because we had an unending supply of really, really, really good grapefruit down there. we'd juice them by the quart and mix with vodka. sometimes, simple is best.
This is drunkard porn. Those fruits were just asking for it. Nuff said.
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Bacardi 151, Viru Valge 80%

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If you have a quality, industrial-grade juicer, toss in as many citrus fruits as you can (oranges, peaches, kiwis, pineapples, starfruits) shake the carafe down, add an equal part white rum, a handful of crushed ice, and serve.

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