drinks you'd make with a new juicer
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drinks you'd make with a new juicer
i'd keep it simple - oj /voddie
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Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Whisky + beer...repeat until shitphased
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Whiskyjuice?peetie44 wrote:Whisky + beer...repeat until shitphased
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Ice, fruit, and vodka for refreshing drinks on a hot day. Don't forget a tiny umbrella!
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
frog and kute kittie frappes
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
College-coed puree and absinthe
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Anything with fresh juiced pineapple. Nowt like it.
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Sounds reasonably evil, I might try this.Judge wrote:frog and kute kittie frappes
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Sailor Jerry + anything.
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
smush some pineapple and some berries. mix with champers. down, rinse, repeat.;add chocolate or donuts as necessary,.
eggs and cheese if you must.
eggs and cheese if you must.
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
bourbon and the juice of the day. we got good pineapples at Henry's.
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
we bought our friends a new juicer down in florida because we had an unending supply of really, really, really good grapefruit down there. we'd juice them by the quart and mix with vodka. sometimes, simple is best.
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
This is drunkard porn. Those fruits were just asking for it. Nuff said.treetop wrote:we bought our friends a new juicer down in florida because we had an unending supply of really, really, really good grapefruit down there. we'd juice them by the quart and mix with vodka. sometimes, simple is best.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
Bacardi 151, Viru Valge 80%
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Re: drinks you'd make with a new juicer
If you have a quality, industrial-grade juicer, toss in as many citrus fruits as you can (oranges, peaches, kiwis, pineapples, starfruits) shake the carafe down, add an equal part white rum, a handful of crushed ice, and serve.