Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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Re: Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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peetie44 wrote:1) Gin & Tonic
2) Bloody Mary
3) Gin & Tonic
4) Bloody Mary
5) Either of the above

Hehehehe

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Re: Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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Manhattan with cherry bitters is good. Splash of Cointreau or Grand Marnier works with it. And, NO DAMN MARASCHINO CHERRY. Because, what are you supposed to do with it after the drink is quaffed? Eat it? Squishy, soggy, nasty chemical orb? Just say no to the chemical orb. Unless of course, you are the tart at the end of the bar, who likes to tie knots in the stem, to excite the horny drunk boys. In that case, go for it, Sloozie.
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Re: Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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Savage wrote:Manhattan with cherry bitters is good. Splash of Cointreau or Grand Marnier works with it. And, NO DAMN MARASCHINO CHERRY. Because, what are you supposed to do with it after the drink is quaffed? Eat it? Squishy, soggy, nasty chemical orb? Just say no to the chemical orb. Unless of course, you are the tart at the end of the bar, who likes to tie knots in the stem, to excite the horny drunk boys. In that case, go for it, Sloozie.
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Re: Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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Top 5?

1. Jamesons neat
2. Jamesons on the rocks
3. Jamesons w/ a splash of soda, rocks, twist of lemon
4. Jamesons and Vernors
5. Jamesons right out of the bottle
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Cape Cod
Margarita
Bloody Mary
Old-Fashioned
Whiskey & ginger ale
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Re: Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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Beam & Water (no ice) - It is my standard because every bar has Jim Beam and water.

Johnny Jump Up- I know it's technically a concoction but my favorite part is that you are inconspicuously doubling up.

Bloody Mary- Because sometimes you need a snack but that's no reason to stop drinking.

Highball- They named a damn glass after it!

Manhattan- I once downed 9 in half an hour at the bar, and there's something about cherries and whiskey that makes me think I should have a pipe. Even I'm not sure if I mean a tobacco pipe or a lead pipe but one of those, maybe both.
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Re: Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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Oggar wrote: I once downed 9 in half an hour at the bar
Very impressive, what happened to number ten though? Heralded the next nine in thirty?
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Re: Your Top 5 Cocktails for 2012-2014

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Perfect Rye Manhattan

4 parts rye
.5 parts sweet vermouth
.5 parts dry vermouth
3 dashes bitters

Shake with ice and pour into a cocktail glass
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