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Re: Ahhhh. The Eye Opener.

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Dark coffee. Dark rum.
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Re: Ahhhh. The Eye Opener.

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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:06 pm
Dark coffee. Dark rum.
This is going to be tried tomorrow AM.
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Re: Ahhhh. The Eye Opener.

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NYDingbat wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:35 am
Is there a better way to start the day? What's yer eye opener? Mine is the same as my eye closer - Smirnoff orange and club. Hey, it's orange - it's almost like orange juice. Slainte!
Cheap sparkling and tangerine juice. Sometimes with a toss of cognac. Though I am a fan of hot cocoa made with brown sugar and spiced rum in the winter months.
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Re: Ahhhh. The Eye Opener.

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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:49 am
NYDingbat wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:35 am
Is there a better way to start the day? What's yer eye opener? Mine is the same as my eye closer - Smirnoff orange and club. Hey, it's orange - it's almost like orange juice. Slainte!
Cheap sparkling and tangerine juice. Sometimes with a toss of cognac. Though I am a fan of hot cocoa made with brown sugar and spiced rum in the winter months.
Any one of those sounds deeeeelicious!
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Re: Ahhhh. The Eye Opener.

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NYDingbat wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:35 am
Is there a better way to start the day? What's yer eye opener? Mine is the same as my eye closer - Smirnoff orange and club. Hey, it's orange - it's almost like orange juice. Slainte!
Sláinte!

You know, when it's time to begin again, (which is constant but never soon enough) the shower beer has withstood the test of time. Do three things at once!

There was something about drinking Michelob out of an ice cold bottle while rinsing off chimney soot and blasting black snot rockets at the drain.

Had its own flavor. Hell, that was the 80's in Fuckno, so there ya go.

You know, there's a link about the shower beer.

Beer keg Billy spoke about holding the beer can by the tab to wash the jewels.

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What's yer go to?
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Mutagenic ooze.
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Egads!! How many eyes do ya need opened??
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Re: Eye Opener

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Looks like I'll be drinking a 6 pack of Zima as part of the losing end of a bet with Patchez.

That's worse than mutagenic ooze. Or mutagenic booze.
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I like Zima!
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NYDingbat wrote:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:21 pm
I like Zima!
You would.*



















*This was a joke. It was only a joke. If this had been an actual assholish comment you would have been instructed where to go.
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What're ya tryin' ta say? I haven't had Zima in 30 years. And what if I did? It's a tasty palate cleanser.
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Re: Eye Opener

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:14 am
Looks like I'll be drinking a 6 pack of Zima as part of the losing end of a bet with Patchez...
NYDingbat wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:56 am
What're ya tryin' ta say? I haven't had Zima in 30 years. And what if I did? It's a tasty palate cleanser.
Please, please, please feel free to cleanse you palate on my behalf.

I have seriously considered the alternative of riding an explosive rocket car off a cliff.
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Re: Eye Opener

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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:55 am
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:14 am
Looks like I'll be drinking a 6 pack of Zima as part of the losing end of a bet with Patchez...
NYDingbat wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:56 am
What're ya tryin' ta say? I haven't had Zima in 30 years. And what if I did? It's a tasty palate cleanser.
Please, please, please feel free to cleanse you palate on my behalf.

I have seriously considered the alternative of riding an explosive rocket car off a cliff.
Wile E. Coyote style.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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