Stephey was new to the zone...
and all thought they could make Stephey moan.
The surprises began
when he claimed he's a man,
But Hugh just said "Fuck it let's bone."
Drunken Limericks
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- Super Drunkard
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- fdoosey
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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Mad Scientist, an instant classic!
I will call you Herr Doktor.
And I will call DPAW "Dances with Whiskey"
And Palinka - "Chief Running Tab"
I will call you Herr Doktor.
And I will call DPAW "Dances with Whiskey"
And Palinka - "Chief Running Tab"
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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- Lord of Benders
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- CrunchyPissCrystals
- Lord of Benders
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- Location: D.C.
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- Super Drunkard
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LMAO, yeah, a really drunk and currently very pissed off baby Jesus. Now where's my jug of water... I feel a miracle coming on.Hugh Janblack wrote:Awww, I'm famous!!Mad Scientist wrote: But Hugh just said "Fuck it let's bone."
You know what Mad Scientist??
You touch lives. Just like the Baby Jesus.
"Women might be able to fake orgasms... but men can fake entire relationships."
-- Sharon Stone
-- Sharon Stone
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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once in a world of whiskey
i constantly lost my door key
i'd puke all night
on the tree alright
until i made friends with my monkey
i constantly lost my door key
i'd puke all night
on the tree alright
until i made friends with my monkey
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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- Lord of Benders
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i have a T-shirt saying I'm the man from Nantuckett... most people dont geet it and some peoples parernts loook at eme like im a reas asshole which i amDrunk Badger wrote:there once was a man from nantucket
to him shots were like a drop in the bucket
he stumbled around
and fell to the ground
does he regret it? naah he says f*ck it!
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
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- Lord of Benders
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Yikes!CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:Thought I "She's in the league of bella."
As she walked wearing a dress of light yella
So angry I was
That it killed my buzz
Upon finding out that she was a fella
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
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i like to drink amberbock
until i'm stoned as a rock
give me a beer
please be a dear
go fuck yourself captain mike davis.
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until i'm stoned as a rock
give me a beer
please be a dear
go fuck yourself captain mike davis.
we can't let this thread die. please donate to the dying thread foundation. give a small limerick
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
- fdoosey
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 1:12 pm
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I once knew a man, or an elf;
Who kept gasoline on the shelf.
Quite often he'd dance,
Setting fire to his pants,
Captain Mike Davis, go fuck yourself!
Who kept gasoline on the shelf.
Quite often he'd dance,
Setting fire to his pants,
Captain Mike Davis, go fuck yourself!
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
- fdoosey
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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Re: Drunken Limericks
fdoosey was not right in the head,
His skull was much denser than lead,
Said his old buddy Massive,
More aggressive than passive,
"Why do you bring threads back from the dead?"
His skull was much denser than lead,
Said his old buddy Massive,
More aggressive than passive,
"Why do you bring threads back from the dead?"
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.