These threads are getting quite slick.
So now I'll suggest Limerick,
Make them raunchy and wild,
Or make them tender and mild,
And by the 50th one we'll get sick.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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There once was a Drunk named Palinka,
Who was among other things a thinka',
He's got a liver of stone,
It can live on its own,
My God, he's a champion drinka'.
A nod to you, champion Drunkard
Who was among other things a thinka',
He's got a liver of stone,
It can live on its own,
My God, he's a champion drinka'.
A nod to you, champion Drunkard
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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By reading my posts you will hear
how much i do love my beer
so tomorrow i'll drink them
i'll sink them and sink them
and join all you drunks
have no fear
how much i do love my beer
so tomorrow i'll drink them
i'll sink them and sink them
and join all you drunks
have no fear
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beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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too late.... your fired.LuckyStrikes wrote:Okay, I tried
Just don't want to get fried
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Crunchy,
I think we've found your muse. Outstanding...
Crunchy Piss Crystal's a dude,
Who's only happy when stewed.
So long as there's booze,
He's not one to choose,
For the liquor he is surely no prude.
I think we've found your muse. Outstanding...
Crunchy Piss Crystal's a dude,
Who's only happy when stewed.
So long as there's booze,
He's not one to choose,
For the liquor he is surely no prude.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.