"Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"

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Has the Pope weighed in on the holy miracle of the pug's bunghole yet?

Well, admittedly, the air conditioner looks more like a young Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter than it does a Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer.
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Badfellow wrote:Has the Pope weighed in on the holy miracle of the pug's bunghole yet?

Well, admittedly, the air conditioner looks more like a young Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter than it does a Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer.

AVAST! yon stealers of idolatry and bungholes. A cask deserves a better opening.


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That airconditioning unit apparition looks more like Obama ...oops...Osama bin Laden.

As for the sphincter christ: beware of where you are looking for your messiah, for you may find it in a stinky place.
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frankennietzsche wrote:...you may find it in a stinky place.
Now don't incense the Crusaders!



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mistah willies wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:...you may find it in a stinky place.
Now don't incense the Crusaders!
The use of shitty puns has been ap-poo-ved.

That guy just shows up everywhere.
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mistah willies wrote:
Now don't incense the Crusaders!
They can be so in-Hospitable.
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frankennietzsche wrote:
mistah willies wrote:
Now don't incense the Crusaders!
They can be so in-Hospitable.

Aye,

or,

in-Hostibal, wiley guy

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frankennietzsche wrote:
mistah willies wrote:
Now don't incense the Crusaders!
They can be so in-Hospitable.
What do you expect after all those late knights?
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Fun tangient:

I read, mayhaps on ye olde wikipaedia, that the root of the word "Baphomet", the name for the devil that the Templars were accused of worshiping, was a derivation through several languages/sources of the name Mohammed.
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Man, one could could go many ways with this.




Here's one:




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Let's have a drink at the ole Overlook?





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Excellent.

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Learn to write like a CIA spook!

The CIA publishes its "writing manual".
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British spellings must be Americanised even when they occur in a proper noun. Thus the CIA would only talk about the "Labor Party", should they ever have anything to say about them.
Now that's fairly ridiculous.

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I could be more apathetic.

Hey, he said something at the end, there, about "research". What's the rumpus with that?
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I could be more Drunk. I fact, I will.

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