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Deserves it's own thread. I never guessed it tasted so much like it sounds. I never though a malt liqour champagne could ever exist. I don't think I can ever go in the petro without at least thinking about getting some from now on.
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so like, what do you do with it?
BMMS is wrong.

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I thought Champale went away with Bell bottoms, disco, and K-tel records.

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I'd get that stuff more often if I didn't have to don kevlar to go to the stores that sell it.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Post by Fred O'Lisby »

TheBigCasino wrote:so like, what do you do with it?

I would recomend drinking it.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

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Grey Goose wrote:I'd get that stuff more often if I didn't have to don kevlar to go to the stores that sell it.
hmmmmm kevlar...... yeah, Champale is nice. Central Market in Ft Worth carried it for a while.
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junkman wrote:I thought Champale went away with Bell bottoms, disco, and K-tel records.
I'm with you on this one. I just said to myself as I saw this thread, "They still make that stuff?!" And much to my surprise, apparently (as per some of the responses) they do.

Excuse me while I pour some Blue Nun and offer my good friends a Lowenbrau. Tonight is kind of special, ya know.

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If you mix it with ripple you get champipple, according to Mr. Sanford.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:If you mix it with ripple you get champipple, according to Mr. Sanford.
Ripple got discontinued in the early 90s.
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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Post by Fred O'Lisby »

On today's research:


Stick to Golden, Extra Dry is shit.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
Earlie Cuyler: Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

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Was Champale the pink stuff in the short clear 7 or 8 oz bottles? Or am I thinking of Malt Duck? Which ever it was, it was the 1st thing I tried to get drunk on when I was old enough to mean to get drunk, tastes like kool-aid. Chug the whole thing in seconds flat or at most 2 drinks a bottle. Over and over again. That, and Little Kings.
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Post by Fast Cast »

I had it in my beer can collection in the 70's, I thought it was discontinued when The Gong Show was cancelled.

So, do they still brew Hop 'N Gator?
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massivedrunk wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:If you mix it with ripple you get champipple, according to Mr. Sanford.
Ripple got discontinued in the early 90s.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm sure some conoseiur still has a bottle or two in their ripple cellar.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
massivedrunk wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:If you mix it with ripple you get champipple, according to Mr. Sanford.
Ripple got discontinued in the early 90s.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm sure some conoseiur still has a bottle or two in their ripple cellar.
It's now a yuppie wine called 2 buck chuck

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