Goose vs. Turkey

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:31 pm

Many moons ago, Wild Turkey and I were fast friends. High school, post high school. Then, like many friends do, we went our separate ways.

Then yesterday at the candy store, the urge overtook me. As I entered the air-conditioned confines of the local packy (where one can get anything from Mickey's malt liquor to Chateau Lafitte that's kept under lock-and-key), I felt a tugging at my heart. I wandered through the aisles, seemingly playing a game of 'warmer.....warmer....colder.....'. I followed my senses and ended up where the back wall, made up of bourbon, whisky, whiskey, rye, etc. met the cooler. There, at eye level was my friend Wild Turkey.

Now my m.o. regarding WT in the past was to go for the 101, but I elected for the 80-proof. I achieved an award-winning (not apocalyptic, mind you, but just the right amount) buzz from my reunion with WT.

Goose: 1
Wild Turkey: 1

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:36 pm

You made the WT101 cry.

mountainmanMao · Post by **mountainmanMao** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:46 pm

I heard every time you choose 80 proof over WT 101, God kills a kitten.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:47 pm

Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.

Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:17 pm

Grey Goose wrote:
Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.
Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.

Your gullet has arms? Creepy.

Jukebox Johnson · Post by **Jukebox Johnson** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:35 pm

Vagina.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:46 pm

Mayhem wrote:
Grey Goose wrote:
Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.
Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.
Your gullet has arms? Creepy.

I heard one of those 'we pay you for medical study' ads on the radio. I now possess triple helix-based chromosomes.

coqui_chris · Post by **coqui_chris** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:26 pm

Mayhem wrote:
Grey Goose wrote:
Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.
Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.
Your gullet has arms? Creepy.

Linkster · Post by **Linkster** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:19 pm

Grey Goose wrote:
Mayhem wrote:You made the WT101 cry.
Fear not. After the Goosette is born, I will welcome 101 into my gullet with open arms.

You will NOT afford the WT101 For at least eighteen Years, you will drink Miller and like it!

Feel the experience of Fatherdome,
you will cry for all the old things that have past
and your booze is now your only freind,

cheap booze and diapers and no sleep
and the pain that is COLLAGE!!!

I HAVE SPOKEN HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:42 am

you actually picked the 80mover the 101???

sorry, you are fired. turn in yoiur Bourbon card at the front desk

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:09 am

I ALWAYS choose the 101 over the 80. ALWAYS! It's on sale for $15 a fifth at the Bottle Barn. They NEVER have it on sale!! Believe it or not, 101 was cheaper than 80 by $5 too! Yay! I win!

Bender! · Post by **Bender!** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:21 pm

Honestly, I just think the 101 tastes better.

Not that I've ever had the 80 or nuthin.