kind of a boring story.... i got in, started the engine, thought "Ok, THIS is particularly out of order. Probably not as funny as I think its going to be..... Lets leave it."
So I turned the engine off, hopped out and re-entered the pub.
And yesterday i rode a kiddie ride at universal studios. not the place to be making jokes about erections, apparently... i dunno, political correctness gone mad....
Nearly stole an Ambulance
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Re: Nearly stole an Ambulance
Atta-boy!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: Nearly stole an Ambulance
I once walked to an ambulance by accident. I really thought at the time it was my friend's car.