Stay in safe
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- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Stay in safe
Use a buttplug as an anus jammer!
Re: Stay in safe
Yes, a drinking story for the ages. I loved reading this. Is there a part II in the making?
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- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Stay in safe
There will be if your ass is hairy enough. You used that spam bot to set me up!
Re: Stay in safe
Strafe safely!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Stay in safe
Along similar lines, if you have a litre bottle of supermarket own brand Scotch one day and then decide to take it out with you for a spot of garden hedge jumping (other people's gardens, obviously) at 1am, and after jumping some hedges and trying unsuccessfully to climb the water tower, snagging your coat on barbed wire in the process, if you then decide you need a drunken shit and you stand in the middle of the darkened street and go for it, NEVER, no, wait... ALWAYS remember to pull your jeans and shoes all the way away from your body before you begin, otherwise you will defecate directly into your trousers and then drunkenly pull them back up without really noticing anything's wrong and when your girlfriend pulls up in the street in a taxi looking for a late night hook up she will not want to have sex with you. Remember, kids, your uncle Paninaro does these experiments so that you don't have to.
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
Re: Stay in safe
Hey, that story might fit in right here.Paninaro wrote:Along similar lines, if you have a litre bottle of supermarket own brand Scotch one day and then decide to take it out with you for a spot of garden hedge jumping (other people's gardens, obviously) at 1am, and after jumping some hedges and trying unsuccessfully to climb the water tower, snagging your coat on barbed wire in the process, if you then decide you need a drunken shit and you stand in the middle of the darkened street and go for it, NEVER, no, wait... ALWAYS remember to pull your jeans and shoes all the way away from your body before you begin, otherwise you will defecate directly into your trousers and then drunkenly pull them back up without really noticing anything's wrong and when your girlfriend pulls up in the street in a taxi looking for a late night hook up she will not want to have sex with you. Remember, kids, your uncle Paninaro does these experiments so that you don't have to.
Drink!