~ The Beauty ~
She caught me staring,
so I casually looked
at an old fat man.
~ The Beast ~
The old man asked me
to sit on his lap, except
that is not my thing.
~ The Barter ~
I told him I would
if he bought me a few shots,
and so he agreed.
~ The Real Price ~
I woke up today
with the old man spooning me.
He had morning wood.
~ The End ~
Alchohaikus
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Alchohaikus
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Re: Alchohaikus
Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.
Cell phones: The perfect way to keep in touch with distant friends whilst pissing off the ones sitting right next to you.
Re: Alchohaikus
Woke up feeling like
Death. But in a few hours, I
Will prevail with drink.
Death. But in a few hours, I
Will prevail with drink.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Alchohaikus
Vodka is water
Mostly water like human
Humans are vodka
Mostly water like human
Humans are vodka
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Re: Alchohaikus
Booze is boisterous
Booze makes life quite bearable
I really love booze
Blissed out miscreants
In an oasis of hooch
Black outs are assured
Employment be cursed
Drink be a blessed release
The curse is lifted
Seasons change, timeless
Stouts to ales to dopplebocks
Beers change, timeless
Booze makes life quite bearable
I really love booze
Blissed out miscreants
In an oasis of hooch
Black outs are assured
Employment be cursed
Drink be a blessed release
The curse is lifted
Seasons change, timeless
Stouts to ales to dopplebocks
Beers change, timeless
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Alchohaikus
Coors is drinkable
Hamm’s is better and cheaper
Whiskey is more fun
Hamm’s is better and cheaper
Whiskey is more fun
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Re: Alchohaikus
Stare deeply into
The glass. It holds your future,
Just as it should be.
The glass. It holds your future,
Just as it should be.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Alchohaikus
There was a young man from Nantucket
Who drank lots of beer from a bucket
He thought it was easy
But soon felt quite queasy
So he burped long & loud then said fuck it
Who drank lots of beer from a bucket
He thought it was easy
But soon felt quite queasy
So he burped long & loud then said fuck it
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Re: Alchohaikus
Man from Nantucket
Drank his beer from a bucket
Then he said fuck it
Drank his beer from a bucket
Then he said fuck it
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Re: Alchohaikus
Tales from New South Wales
Drunk forthwith set in three sails
Southern Cross tonight
Drunk forthwith set in three sails
Southern Cross tonight
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Re: Alchohaikus
The drink came along
so nicely. Invigorate
my heart, love, lover.
so nicely. Invigorate
my heart, love, lover.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.