Alchohaikus

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~ The Beauty ~

She caught me staring,
so I casually looked
at an old fat man.

~ The Beast ~

The old man asked me
to sit on his lap, except
that is not my thing.

~ The Barter ~

I told him I would
if he bought me a few shots,
and so he agreed.

~ The Real Price ~

I woke up today
with the old man spooning me.
He had morning wood.

~ The End ~
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.
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Woke up feeling like
Death. But in a few hours, I
Will prevail with drink.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Vodka is water
Mostly water like human
Humans are vodka
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Booze is boisterous
Booze makes life quite bearable
I really love booze


Blissed out miscreants
In an oasis of hooch
Black outs are assured


Employment be cursed
Drink be a blessed release
The curse is lifted


Seasons change, timeless
Stouts to ales to dopplebocks
Beers change, timeless
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Coors is drinkable
Hamm’s is better and cheaper
Whiskey is more fun
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Stare deeply into
The glass. It holds your future,
Just as it should be.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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There was a young man from Nantucket
Who drank lots of beer from a bucket
He thought it was easy
But soon felt quite queasy
So he burped long & loud then said fuck it

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Man from Nantucket
Drank his beer from a bucket
Then he said fuck it
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Tales from New South Wales
Drunk forthwith set in three sails
Southern Cross tonight
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The drink came along
so nicely. Invigorate
my heart, love, lover.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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