Drunkard Injuries

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Was a little sad last Christmas. Had myself a bottle of Jack after work and argued with a friend over the phone. At one point, I fel backwards and broke my coffee table. For weeks I had a ridiculous big bruise between my hip and my ass.

But just two weeks ago, I fel on my knee during barhoping and I just start to feel that it's healing. Of course there are many stories of falling from stairs and waking up with a bloody pillow.

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Backbone Robby Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 04, 2022 1:30 pm
Of course there are many stories of falling from stairs and waking up with a bloody pillow.
Thank bacchus that never happened to me. I`d immediately think I drunkenly helped a cow calv in my bed. Shock, horror, disgust
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I remember waking up with certain injuries, sometimes not even pain, probably because of alcohol, and this happened to me quite often, alongside not even remembering how I got hurt or even how I made it home.

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Sinner26 wrote:
Fri May 03, 2024 11:32 pm
I remember waking up with certain injuries, sometimes not even pain, probably because of alcohol, and this happened to me quite often, alongside not even remembering how I got hurt or even how I made it home.
You can also get hurt swimming in evil water
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Holy hot spicy hamburger sandwiches are the ribs sore today probably some social injury too. Arrived 10AM. The local watering hole had a sale on double rye and cokes 4$ each. I had ten then left. The bartender warned me not to leave and to take a taxi. I'm trying to get on the motorcycle but I can't figure out how to get... that.... dang... thing in neutral. I get tackled to the ground by the extremely large bartender. She's over 350lbs. She sits on me. I might have said some very crude things about how much I was enjoying it. I took a cab at 6PM. Went back today! Not 86'ed. Life is good.

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Hack wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2024 12:32 pm
She's over 350lbs. She sits on me.
So unfair
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We played drunkard hoops on wednesday I fell a couple of times and hurt my ankle badly. It`s blue and swollen still
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