Last night, I bombed myself with bourbon, which is standard operating procedure.
Last night, I confused myself with which way was up, and which way was down, and left-to-right no longer had meaning, and i fell one of those ways, and although that is not standard operating procedure, it is not foreign to my ways.
Last night, I was wearing my Chucks, as opposed to my standard combat boots.
Today, I have a huge gash just below my shin, and I'm guessing it came from the lack of comprehension of direction during my bombing campaign.
From now on, I'll be sure to wear my combat boots during a bombing mission.
Never wear canvas shoes when going into a war.
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