What happens if you pass out around me

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What happens if you pass out around me

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This is my friend Danny undrunk:
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This is my friend Danny passed out:
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Post by martini »

off the record, for the record, i do not have much desire to wear the mask around you. there is no way that i can afford to have make-up or marker or whatever the hell that stuff is. is that rouge?

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xxx

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Gee and I was hoping to see some sex vidios. Oh well at least he looks like he works in the outside alone so can get by with the silly mask.

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Post by The Bourbonizer »

Miss Conception wrote:This is my friend Danny undrunk:
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This is my friend Danny passed out:
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In the words of a retarded internet slang revolution that i don't understand....





... P3ned! ()()

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has that pic been submitted to mate in a state.com yet?
mine's a pint

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Remind me never to get trashed around you
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my mate sent me an e-mail with NASTY pics of drunk people. i dont know how to post them here tho... :roll:
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I don't understand why drunks choose to abuse one another. Surely an unanticipated beer nap doesn't necessitate days of make-up and marker stains!

This is what happens to me when I pass out around my friends.
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Unconscious beer bongs.
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Post by General E. Fubar »

This is my friend Danny undrunk:
Wow having that name would suck
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Post by General E. Fubar »

But legally you could always say "no officer I'm undrunk"
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Ogre wrote:Surely an unanticipated beer nap doesn't necessitate days of make-up and marker stains!
HA! sheer brilliance! "unanticipated beer nap." did you come up with that yourself? from now on, no no no, i do not get drunk and not pass out. i only take unanticipated beer naps. i gotta write this shit down.
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Oggar funneled while passed out.



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idk how I ended up here, but if I wake up like the pic the op posted I will not be around those people ever again. Shit I'm worried enough about getting robbed, but a dick drawn on my face is just insulting. Especially now that I get up for work with barely enough time to look in the mirror.
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Damn fine find me fiend!

Hellz yes.


Bring it on, huh

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Post by oettinger »

Ever woke up from a drunken asscrack rubbing through your nose? The russian buddy n me...
well wait

Lets call it Disneyland Moscow
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