It once was stigma (a pseudo-irish fest at my college). The craziest party eva, and this year was the MOST crazy time i've ever had. I have never personally been THAT drunk for that long. Heres my chronological recap of the day!
6:20 am- wake up with whiskey, beers and flogging molly music
7:30 am- find party, get sloshed, act irish by saying "ahhh fee-horty"
8:20 am- aaron, bridgette and my sister kristin start making fun of me for thinking an ugly girl is hot (she was hottt!!!)
8:30 am - Fall in love w/ afformentioned "ugly" girl
9:00 am - Stand by keg, chugging and filling up on cheap beer
9:30 am- morning party gets busted, walk home singing some irish song w/ aaron
9:35 am - drop phone on concrete and break it
9:50 am- go to verizon store, find out i broke my battery only
9:51 am - buy new battery, stumble through mall
10:20am- get home, bridgette and kristin take naps, aaron and i play hot shots shots, our fave drinking game
11:30 am- things start getting hazy
1:00 pm - phone records indicate I called chuck, so that is pry when we went to chuck's house
1:30 pm- my sister makes out w/ chuck, and i get mad
1:31 pm - i forget why i was mad, shrug, start chugging
2:00 pm - chucks house was RIGHT next to party. after drinking ALOT w/ chuck, I decided to run at Aaron (?)...i tripped over something and fell...momentum carried me so that i fell in a way where my head hit into some guys ass at the party...sorry dude!
3:00 pm - afternoon party gets busted by the pigs much to my chagrin
3:30 or 4:00 pm (?) - we ge to eat food at blue cat, a local bar and grill
4:15 pm - bar refuses to serve me alcohol based on my inability to speak in english, or form words
5:00 pm - with a full belly and a drunken mind, passing out is my savior. so i sleep!
7:30 pm - wake up refreshed, yet hungover
8:00 pm - leave my room w/ shakey-handed resolve
8:30-ish pm - Go to Beth's house and get Beth. Meanwhile, we booze
9:00 pm - Leave for party
9:15 pm - go to some house where chuck is at....chill, and leave
9:30 pm - someone on the street declares "stigma is over ,it got busted"
9:31 pm - become depressed and start thinking the world is against me
9:32 pm - go back to beth's house
10:00 pm - thinking decisively we go to a bar in Iowa cuz Beth is only 20 and knows a bar she can get into
11:00 pm - I have a coors light in my right hand, a blue moon in my left, i am a happy boy
12:00 Midnight - Beth and I decide it wise and fun to make out w/ each other
1:00 Am - go back to beth's house cuz bars are boring or...they kick us out...or...hell if i know why we left...we just did!
1:10 am -Arrive at Beth's house, where people tell us beth and i start figting
1:11 am - Start making out again
2:00 am - I think we walk home, somehow aaron and i get seperated from krstin and bridgette
3:00 am - pass out
11:30 am- wake up, begin justifying last nites crimes
STIGMA!
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