Drunkards and fireworks (and bars!)

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The Crack Monkey
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Drunkards and fireworks (and bars!)

Post by The Crack Monkey »

Things that explode are wonderful. And ^2 when you are drunk. When you've recently read an old army manual on improvised munitions, they are even better.

Hence, sticking the fuses into cigarettees.... oh for fuck's sake -- I'm too drunk and my ears are still ringing. More to come!!!
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pitbull11188
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Post by pitbull11188 »

That cigarette trick is a gem. A nice twist on that is to use a smokeless cigarette attached to a firework, put it on the flat part of a toilet, lock the stall, and sit close by.

Nice work, if there are any really cool pages and you could scan them for us that would be awesome.
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