My stripper friend of mine just called me freakin wasted. "I am on the floor backstage trying to put my underwear on" she said with the other strippers in the back laughing. "All I have manged to get on are my 6 inch pinks heals. The underwear tag is suppose to be in the back right?"
She was so drunk she only made $7 the first time she danced.
No point to the story but it is always good to get a call from a stripper - drunk or undrunk!
Just got a call from a drunk stripper....
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Re: Just got a call from a drunk stripper....
You are so cool. :roll:Bone wrote:My stripper friend of mine just called me freakin wasted. "I am on the floor backstage trying to put my underwear on" she said with the other strippers in the back laughing. "All I have manged to get on are my 6 inch pinks heals. The underwear tag is suppose to be in the back right?"
She was so drunk she only made $7 the first time she danced.
No point to the story but it is always good to get a call from a stripper - drunk or undrunk!
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